I'm just that particular scene didn't make me go 'mmm', it made me go 'ouch'.

"I'm going to fuck you now, Miss Steele," he murmurs as he positions the head of his erection at the entrance of my sex. "Hard," he whispers, and he slams into me.

This text should be included in the update above, in full.

Kirk Cameron:

Not just transfer of wealth, but transfer of knowledge on how to create and maintain wealth, transfer of intact professional and educational networks and how to use them, social skills, and personal expectations.

Oh, trust me, many of them know from personal experience what a savvy business owner in the sex trade looks like.

I rest my case.

Spoken like someone who knows...?

I suppose the next thing you'll tell me is that all the young working women were using birth control paid for by some kind of health care plan!

I should be so lucky.

Does it help if I say that the family member involved actually did play the banjo?

4th of July.

I wish I could say this had never happened in my family.

Great piece, MG. Well done.

And once she gets settled, she can go on the Real Housewives of Disney and get all the other princesses riled because she is a well-hatted True and Real Princess born and a successful businesswoman to boot!

Well, they are all rich white men, so was there ever any question that they are better than me...? Obv. not.

Yes, this is what I mean.

I guess not being Stateside I missed that nuance. Still, it's not really backing down or an apology, right? It's just a way of letting his advertisers return.

You know what really ticks me off?

What does it mean to say "I chose the wrong words in my analogy of the situation"? Limbaugh used the words 'slut' and 'prostitute' - so, what words did he actually mean to use and consider humorous? There are a lot of words analogous to 'slut' and 'prostitute', like 'harlot', 'tramp', and even 'jezebel'. And there a…