I don't agree that it's a weak foundation, and don't appreciate the implication that I am trying to call anyone a 'Nazi'.

Can we stop calling these people 'pro-life' once and for all?

You know, it's too bad as parents that we can't selectively deduct our adult life knowledge from our own self-assessment of ourselves as kids and teens, by which I mean, if we could actually remember what it was like to be a kid in real time, we would be better parents in real time.

No, no, this all makes perfect sense! See:

It's okay. Making hay out of a good weed joke is never a bad thing.

Not only do they get information, they BRING IT BACK and tell their friends!

All those pistils!

Whoa, dude, thanks for enlightening me, I never would have known. BTW, my joke was a pun on the marijuana joke. Word play!

Oh, yes, having a girl be a 'little flower' rather than a 'scout' will definitely keep her safe from all bad things, and not lead to any confusion within her "conservative Hoosier upbringing", because we all know little flowers never deviate from the correct path, while scouts are constantly out there getting into…

A reference to latitudinal location? Elevation?

I don't understand the appeal. If she's working out so much, why can't she just crack walnuts in the palm of her hand like normal people?

And with this post, you have much more time, thought and effort into real analysis than the whole of Santorum's team.

See, this is why you don't marry into the merchant class. Uncomfortable questions, etiquette vs income, and so forth. Not that marrying into your own class insures against embarrassment, of course.

"I haven't seen this many sex toys since college."

If this isn't a fitting punishment for crap politics, then I don't know what is.

I've never taken that RDJ quote to mean he is or isn't a registered Republican voter, just that people shouldn't assume he's a 'liberal' when it comes to specific issues. He says he has an 'interesting' political view, which could mean almost anything.

Great clip! Thanks for posting!

The one on the left looks like something Monica might have 'fashioned' for Joey's nude interview scene. You know, the one she then kept for herself.

If your cousin has been rubbing his curled tongue in your face since before he was 2, I think it's time you two set some boundaries.

Women! They're almost like regular people, except with breasts!