And by the way... thanks for paying for our health insurance

I don't consider $150 bags designed by some LA stylists 'Army Surplus' just because they come in a 'Desert Tan' color

I do luv me some pigsickles

You do have a point but that is not how Texans serve their BBQ, i.e. sans sauce except at the time of consumption. And you have to admit Texans do know their BBQ

Actually, the official redneck Velvetta/Rotel dip should contain a lb of Jimmy Dean or Owens hot sausage (fried & crumbled), not ground beef (although it'll do in a pinch)

It's what theaters used to use before the gelatinized hydrogenated soy Polydimethyl (may contain red dye #6) became all the rage.

Indeed, I'm surprised you didn't underscore the absolute importance of using the best parm money can buy even if you have to take out a 2nd mortgage. It is after all THE ingredient that makes it what it is. Especially in the simple no-cream version you espouse.

Has anyone noticed how tiny teabags are getting these days?

And just like that, my faith in humanity is restored

No slutty ones? Drat...

Or like my $100+ Boos cutting board, warp making it essentially useless.

I know it damn sure isn't Lady GaGa

looks like a lotta DTB's to have hauled to Mars. I would have thought a Kindle would be the preferred vehicle for reading material. Pretty cool though.

I swear to god you are my most favorite author in the whole of the Gawker universe. You are the 'Man Show' version of Alton Brown.

Wow... how did I ever miss the gif of the hot blonde dancing?

And more and more often I get a 'this video has been removed due to the request of the copyright owner' (or something like that) when I click on some video embedded in a blog.

Tube amps & analog stereo. Yea, you can still put together a turntable based system but you have to work at it to be able to afford it. And not everyone cuts a record of their latest album these days either like they did in the 'good ol days'.

Wow... talk about dumbshits... that was an intelligent reply.

OK, well then lets stop selling knives. They aren't purposed to kill people. Yet just now there was a knife attack in China at a public school injuring 23 children.

Lets quit selling cars too. That way no one can go nuts and drive a 2 ton instrument into a crowd of people.