Where’s the billy goat?

Americans or American politicians on both sides of the aisle? Because there’s a huge fucking difference. Most Americans probably wish we had bombed the shit out of Saudi Arabia as well.

Nats fans are the biggest bandwagon fans this side of Seattle.

Obama should ban the sport for our well-being.

Do you want to know what my penis looks like?

What is it going to take to outlaw football in this country? What a barbaric sport!

Mindy Kaling looks like my hairy asshole.

The referee deserved it. He is a racist, just like all the cops in this country.

That's not fair! Alabama and Mississippi residents are just now comprehending the wheel. This is WAY too advanced for them.

I can't stop laughing at this. Bravo!

You sound like a real joy to hang out with. I’m sure you take extra care not to hurt anyone’s sweet little feelings.

To be fair, there is some serious sucking going on at Redskins Park.

As an Army vet that served in Iraq, I can’t star this enough.

Or maybe he could never save the organization because he just plain sucks.

So, people of the Mediterranean/Arab Penninsula are black now? Do they know this? Are Native Americans black, as well?

That’s BS. I went to the same school in the 90’s. The frat boys would sit across from Dadisman and Stalnaker and get drunk all day and harass the freshmen girls and their families. Not to mention the dudebro’s that would cruise by Towers.

Have fun stargazing while you're dying of Smallpox

“Doing the job he was hired to do”? Seriously? My four year old asks better questions than this sideline reporter. If he had done the job he was hired to do, he would've actually given thought into what he was going to ask before-hand.

If only the NBA had Cris Carter speak at the rookie symposium Rose’s rookie year he'd have learned to always have a fall guy.

When will we, as a nation, stand up and demand that auto racing be abolished? Like football, it is a barbaric sport! Both sports cater to the lowest of the low in our society. Abolish them! Abolish all sports! They are too dangerous!