Sorry I’m not sorry!

Friends is THE WORST.

I’ve been to many a Packer game and this is not the norm. Yes, there is quite a bit of drinking, but people are generally very friendly and just want to have fun.

Never has a more perfect comment been written.

I personally appreciate a registry TBH. I get anxiety picking out gifts for people, and the registry makes it super easy. If someone wants to go off the registry or just give cash, I don’t think it’s bad form. If there’s nothing on the registry that I like/can afford, I just give cash and friends are always…

Preach!! I’ve been in about 6 weddings, and it’s not so much the money (all people have been pretty cost conscious, and I’m like, a baller) but the time it takes to attend all the GD parties is unbelievable. And God help you if you’re in multiple weddings in one year, you can pretty much kiss your summer goodbye as…

I’m only 5’10”, and I often get “Wow, you’re tall!” as if I hadn’t noticed that I am taller than the average person and have been for the majority of my 26 years on this earth.

The only thing he will win in this election is Worst Hair.

I’ve thought logo bags were gross since Coach started making those awful logo rainbow bags (7th grade). Or maybe it was when the middle-class suburban housewives from my town started having ‘purse parties’. Even more terrible are knock off logo bags...or knock off anything for matter. Gross. Go pick up a cute bag from…

I can still vividly remember an assembly of all the GIRLS (not boys, they got recess or something) in my 6th grade class being called to talk about dress codes. Crop tops were in style (the REALLY tiny ones), as were low rise jeans. While no one wore one of those super small crops to school, t-shirts still always…

Doesn’t anyone realize the DANGER of adoption?!

AGREE.

Also: alcohol and Adderall do not mix well....I beg to differ.

Can we go on a date some time? I’m in love with you. This is the best thing I’ve ever read.

“Of course he would have thought women are hysterical, what a jerk”

Seems like you’re a little salty. My solution would have just been to go to another artist who was comfortable tattooing a neck and left it at that. This isn’t a sexist issue, it’s an artist’s preference. I would never want to be tattooed by someone who wasn’t into what I was getting. It’s not like he kept a deposit…

Taylor Swifts victim act is getting so tired. She’s clearly a very powerful person, and her starting a petty feud makes me think she’s a mean girl more than anything. I’ve personally never liked her music and don’t think she’s a very talented singer, especially live. Everything she does feels very fake and calculated…

My ex-fiance’s girlfriend, who he cheated on me with, is getting fat. And I relish in it.

Kind of unrelated but.....My ex-fiancé is now dating and living with the girl he cheated on me with. I recently found out from his best friend that she is “insanely jealous” of me. Doesn’t want his friends to talk to me, hates living in our old apartment. If he doesn’t check in with her every couple of hours she…

Isn’t June 20 a Saturday? Has my coffee not kicked in yet. Plz halp.