Dresses and jean jackets, jean jackets and dresses. All summer long. Wedge for fancy, flat sandal for casual.

Why Kendrick, why?

GUYS! I think you’re missing a super obvious foreshadowing:

GUYS! This entire episode all I could think of was this quote. Foreshadowing, man.

I highly suggest getting it done by a professional - basically they’ll have to bleach the bottom of your hair nearly white so that the teal can show through. It’s a pretty long process and would be pretty difficult to do alone. Also, depending on your natural color, you’ll need to dye your roots black and get those…

“She wanted me to be beautiful so I could find a man. There’s nothing wrong with that. But then what? Just sit and smoke and let it go until you’re in a box?” Betty

My best friend does hair and her favorites are people who show her a highly styled, high maintenance look and then proceed to tell her they don’t want to put any product in their hair and don’t want to spend any time on it. Unless you are blessed, movie star hair takes some time and effort on your part. Also she loves…

I have this shirt!

Oooh! Me too kinda. I broke up with my HS/ first year of college BF on a cold January day in WI. It was a long time coming but I hadn’t pulled the trigger since I always felt bad for him since his parents were horrible people and he didn’t really have any one else there for him. I digress. I’m walking out of his…

Slashed his tires, poured sugar in his gas tank, broke his windshield with a baseball bat, cut holes in all his suits, smashed the TV, emptied our joint bank account, choked him and called his parents and told them he was a low down dirty cheater.

Wow. Much special. Very snowflake.

In college I was in class with this girl - we interacted pretty regularly and had even done a project together. One day (only day, because, college) I came in with full hair, makeup and not yoga pants. GF straight up didn’t recognize me and introduced herself and asked if I was new to class. So either I’m a magician…

But honestly, why post anything negative about your job or people you don’t like? Is it really necessary to air that on FB? Why not just call a friend and complain?

The “I HATE THIS BRAND BECAUSE THEIR CLOTHES DON’T FIT MY PARTICULAR BODY TYPE” is so GD tired. Not every brand is going to look good on everyone, it’s simply not possible. It’s not a valid complaint about a brand.

The architecture of MCI is simply and fundamentally incompatible with humans mental health!!

Can we take a second to talk about how MCI (Kansas City Int.) is literally the most depressing airport I’ve ever been to? It reminds me of a prison. If I were ever there for more than 2 hours, I would be thinking suicidal thoughts. Also TSA there is surprisingly stringent. Like, you never get lucky and have a day were…

Also want to note I go out of Midway tons for business travel, because despite the jank boarding system, Southwest is the best.

No way! ORD security takes way longer. But you get Frontera at the end. I went through Midway in the AM on a Tuesday (7:30 flight, lots of biz travelers) and I kid you not, security took less than 10 minutes....But then I had to drink at Harry Caray’s. :(

Such a good line! I actually liked this scene between Betty and Sally. I feel like over the last season or so she’s stopped hating Betty SO MUCH and seems to be turning on her dad more than she did in the past.

I got them in-store in WI. Maybe call and ask?