I knew it. That dark silhouette is definitely the USS Cygnus!

The article you cite doesnt support your fake ass headline.

This article is BS. Water gets tested at the plant during processing than other spot checks in the system. People should be more worried about other things than lead in their water. Way to go sensationalizing nothing at all based on total speculation!

This article would have been a literary masterpiece if you had stopped after the first paragraph.

32 bucks for a bottle of beer? Are you off your fucking rocker? I drink what I like, not what some fucking hipster thinks I should like because it supports his hippie friends. I hate sour things but if i ever see this beer I will buy it on principle in opposition of this entitlement attitude you have thinking beer…

Ive been watching the wx channel here in sunny Denver laughing. They measure snow back east like they do trophy bucks. East of ol’Miss a buck would be 8 point while here its 4. So they are sayjng they’ve got 2ft in DC and from what i could see in camera view was probably at best 8 inches of snow. Idiots.

Whats totally stupid is the value of google stock vs apple, but we all know the stock market is a joke.

Who cares? A big cat stuck in a zoo never lived or died the way nature intended. Its artificially imposed existence was likely thrust upon it because some tree hugger like you said its better off in a cage. In the end this cats existence was a waste of carbon. I feel bad for the cat but not for us as a society because…

True that. Plus, this author thinks we shoild obviously destroy the moon.

Beautiful pics!

Great stuff! This is why I come to Gizmodo.

Its not hard to see why the panada gets excited. We stick these animals in tiny enclosures for our enjoyment so they can live pitiful lives. A change in the weather is about all it has to look forward to.

I agree completely. Frankly, having to completely cutoff the outside world requires a level of trust I’ll never achieve in a public place.

If im going to look the fool at the beach, ill use water wings for 7 bux instead of 350 for this dork suit. Then the other 343 for beer and hookers

Swim test in navy boot i saw a guy sink straight to the bottom of the pool. Damndest thing ive ever seen in the water so i believe you. Couple guys dove down to pull him up. You want out of the Navy? Sink in a pool. Guy was gone that night

Wouldnt a penis pump fall under the category of flexible technology?

My solution is never leave the ground. My wife says it sounds like the Army needs to get involved. Lol

Totally. Helps everyone to relax and let their guard down.

I usually stroke something else. Helps me relax. Especially before a date.

Spoken like an unemployed physicist. Or hippie. Are you a goddamned hippie posing as a physicist? ;)