Thats good you knew but your wife didnt. As someone else said, its paying for the knowledge. Im not saying you have to like it, but its the way it works.

89 taurus that would randomly die anything from idle to at highway speed. I lived in a very rural part of Colorado and diagnosing it was my counting sweeps on a multimeter. Everyone kept saying fuel pump. I dropped and replaced 2x and finally got a tech at a dealership who said it was the ignition control module.…

Youve got to love when an Aussie sensationalizes a Brit with a middle eastern name whos recently been to Iraq tried to enter the US from the western seaboard and gets denied entry and is clearly critical of that. Maybe if some terrorists crashed some planes into the sydney opera house he wouldnt be so negative about…

You buy shit cars and shit beer. Im surprised you have a single friend in the world. Still a super funny read though! Id be your friend until you handed me a PBR.

Why are you even on jalopnik, dipshit?

You yourself have no credibility when you actually quote the profanity. I once had a guy slam my mustang and then he was going to flee the scene. I verbally lost it and had his gf not been there i would have beat the shit out him i was so angry.

I had 2 ‘81 f150s over the years. The first one was the lemon. Day after I bought it tranny went out. It was problem after problem including the idle of shame drive home with a broken throttle cable once. I sold it to my FIL who worked on it over 2 years and was going to slam it with a pearl paint scheme. He did all…

People only say that because they want you to learn from their mistakes instead of you repeating their errors. If I may offer that I think lanesplitting is the absolute stupidest legally allowed activity on the roadways. I would also say if I still rode a bike I would TOTALLY DO IT too. Part of it is the thrill, part…

Clarkson has maintained from the start this was all him and he was out of line. He made a mistake and owned up to it. Lets move on.

You werent there so you dont know everything that happened. Quit talking smack because it could have been a small number or maybe the dad was a total dick or any other number of reasons. Im sorry for the dad and the son who will watch him die, but those are their family problems so quit making them everyone elses.…

You know how racism works? Really? Keep spewing your idiotic comments. It only reinforces how stupid you are.

All due respect fuck you. I dont deserve to be treated like shit cuz im white. You are a fucking idiot. Im guilty of nothing except hating idiots like you who should have died in a childhood accident and made the world a better place for it.

You said “hole” and “come on” while talking about alleged rape. Very Freudian.

Correction Kesha not Adele. All this music sucks anyway so I couldnt tell one shitty artist from any other contemporary shitty artist.

“When a contractual violation and a human violation are put head-to-head in court, an idealist would think that a human being’s safety takes precedence.” This is bullshit. This legal proceeding wasnt about any alleged violation of her person. It is purely about her wanting out of a contract and she does not have any…

Cats bond with humans because they want to, not because they have to like dogs. Kelloggs wanted you in his life but you did the right thing in having him put to sleep. Making him wait would have been selfish. As someone whos held 3 cats as they passed on, its heart wrenching but feel blessed you had the time you did.

Thats what i thought. You have the coin for a tesla and you want the cop to clean up the shit? Hes lucky that cop didnt beat his head in with his club.

Blow and cocaine? ;)

Lol i was just thinking you can stud shitty snows and they kick the shit out of great snows...but when studs dont cut it break out tire chains! Tire chains > studded > snows > all seasons > wet fucking frozen boots

Bullshit. Red mountain pass. Thats fear.