Don’t even sweat it. My girl had a big ass floppy bow on her head and still got  called He. 

Mostly just that it gives you only one name to be agreeing on, not two. And, names area really hard, in my opinion. The only different baby product I could imagine wanting would be things like those peepee teepees for baby boy diaper changes, but besides that, no “planning”.

I once had a boyfriend seriously argue with me that pink is for girls because flowers are pink and therefore feminine. I was like. Uh. What about all those blue flowers then...?

I decorated my baby girl’s room with a whale and underwater theme, and my idiot coworker said that whales are for boys. 

I audibly gagged at the thought of getting ready to go down on a sexy dude, only to be punched in the face nose by some stank hot dog dick.

It’s not just vaginas! There was a bodybuilder in my dorm when I was in college who basically only ate meat as part of some weird 0% body fat diet. He was stunningly gorgeous, intelligent, and charming. He got tons of one-night stand tail but could never hold down a girlfriend. Why? It was openly discussed (behind his…

Yea, no one asks male celebrities in public situations but it’s always asked of women.

yeah, ew.

I mean, say what you will about Elizabeth Holmes, but my god is she an amazing pioneer in the field of gender equality for massive corporate con-jobs. 

I could understand if the question was worded as “How do the two of you deal with your different careers potentially conflicting with each other.” But it’s painfully obvious most of the people who would even be asking this question would never mean it in this way.

This is the equivalent of asking a woman how she balances her career and motherhood.  Nobody EVER asks and man how they balance their career and fatherhood.  In the Hollywood Reporter round tables, the conversations between the men and women groups is pretty concerning.

How many kids have you adopted?

I feel the same way about middle-aged fashion. I clicked on the L.L. Bean megasale link that Jezebel was tempting me with a few weeks ago and I tried to resist this total mom sweater but I could not. I actually returned it for a bigger, boxier size.  I surrender to comfort.  It is freedom.

I just want this trend of everyone putting pictures of their naked bodies everywhere to stop. You’re never going to fix comparison and self-esteem issues by putting more things to compare people to out there. For every skinny girl, there’s an average girl going “ugh I’m ugly.” For every average girl, there’s a fat…

I am 37 and childless but I have to say I agree so far. They scare us in our 20s that we won’t get as much attention from men. But I’m really enjoying less and less attention. And I’m really enjoying not worrying about my body’s perfection. I exercise because it feels good. I eat healthy because it feels good and I…

 “But no one told me that the quote-unquote “loss” of that pre-baby body can be freedom. That you don’t realize how much you are imprisoned by your relative bodily proximity to, and striving toward, a mainstream ideal until you decidedly “lose” your ability to perform some piece of that ideal.”

Please show this story to anyone who says that the 70% AOC tax on the rich is too high.

This girl doesn’t have chance to grow up as an un-hypersexualized human. Remember, they taught Kylie to pole dance at like 9 and she started her plastic surgery at 15. And whoever the boy is, he’s getting that sweet sweet sponcon at just 7! 

Let’s stop encouraging children under 13 to have “boyfriends/girlfriends.” That has been my TEDtalk