The Bears had a running back named Adrian Peterson when the Vikings’ Adrian Peterson came up.

Rookies are notoriously bad at defence, and considering Buddy’s job in college was just score it doesn’t surprise me he sucks on that end right now. To think he’s not going to improve defensively and turn into the 1 dimensional catch and shoot player Morrow is (averages 0.8 drives per game compared to Buddy’s 2.3)…

“Philadelphia 76ers
.... Boogie could run point for this team. He’d be better than the guards they’ve got!”

Anything to get out of a place that would trade back for Tyreke Evans

Great move. Southerners love Cousins!

“I’m interested in a powerful position in government and I’m willing to bribe you with a baseball team.”

“Oh, and Carson Wentz is black in this game”

Alternative take: Fuck Trump. Fuck the Pats. Fuck Boston. Fuck you. Fuck Atlanta and the Falcons, too. Fuck it all. Spring training starts soon. HERE WE GO, PHILS.

We really are approaching the apocalypse and a DAL/NE Super Bowl, aren’t we?

You are correct, that is a really stupid theory.

What are you talking about? Lebron played with Delonte West for 3 years! (I’m sorry, I had to do it)

Belichick prefers players keep their murdering to the window from the end of February to mid April. I have to feel like he would have cut or traded Hernandez as soon as he found out how far out of the calendar parameters his homicides fell.

Jon Ryan might be dead.

“After gettin’ the call from the box don’t let that pigeon go to waste. That’s good eatin’ there.”

i am big fan of this team and these player. we have a similar player here named nemanja visidic who dunks high like this. i had the pleasure of watching two women pleasure him with their holes after a euroleague game in khimki.

*Artisinal Foodstuffs: I have to partially disagree with the burger remarks. While I’m not going to eat a kobe beef burger outside of Japan there’s something to be said for a good burger with tons of nonsense on it. A cheeseburger with a fried egg and crispy bacon (none of that limpdick applewood bullshit) is a gift…

The only people who should be judged are steak well-done people. They are the worse. While I don’t quite get the appeal of rare, it’s less offensive than well done. People who order steak well done should simply be given an old shoe to eat and save the beef for people who appreciate it.

“Sure, I appreciate it, Dad. Giving me a football with my own autograph on it just seems a little odd.”

"You'll only have to bet $105 to win $100, which is better than typical value. It also reflects that bettors are favoring the Patriots at this number."