I’ve got a sister who has, shall we say, issues. If she told us she was simply marrying a ghost we’d be relieved.

I couldn’t marry her. Every time she masturbated I’d worry she was cheating on me.

I’ve changed my mind. Now it’s just you I want to have deported.

Simmons and Embiid occupy the same space to maximize their skills. Meanwhile Embiid is the only one who can move out and still be effective. And as nice as it is that he has range, you don’t want to be swinging a beast like Embiid out on the wing too often. The simple fact is, as awesome as Simmons is, he needs to…

I hope she does. Nothing would unite the often fractious Democratic Party than all of us coming together to tell her to fuck off once and for all.

Wait, wasn’t 2016 about fixing her mistakes from 2008? Only she instead doubled down on them. So the country burns while she gets a third chance to get it right?

Or McDermott has a weird hard on for developing his guy rather than winning.

I’m all for it as long as they make it retroactive. The US will be better off if 98% of us (including me) were deported.

Obviously his girlfriend’s parents didn’t approve of her dating a Rutger’s football player.

I once rented an apartment in this old converted Victorian. Mostly it sucked, nothing worked, it was drafty as hell. But it did have this giant old tub with a high back that was heavenly. So I 100% agree with you, tub size is vital for serious bathing.

Amen. A good bath isn’t a good bath at least until your feet prune.

Kanter’s is a one year deal. Lee’s contract is easily movable and I am 99% certain it will be this year. I said this at the signing and I am more certain now, Hardaway Jr’s deal, while a slight and unnecessary overpay, isn’t that bad. He’s a quality rotation level player for any team and would start on many. He…

My god, how fucking bad was AJ McCarron in camp that they shipped him off in favor of Peterman? He must’ve been caught fucking the GM’s wife or something. Must have.

My parents received a good set of china as a wedding gift that was used maybe 5 times a year tops. Still, with 6 kids it didn’t matter, by the time I was 18 almost every piece was either broken or chipped or glued back together. It actually gave them some charm really.

I set all my fire alarms to this:

Billy reminds me of myself back in college when I had a 10 page paper due. I’d first write a solid 2 page paper, then stuff it with 8 pages of filler. I’ll give Billy the same grade I always got: D+.

I have watched him play and it’s safe to say he has no freaking clue how to play defense. He in fact is not doing a great job marking his man and is awful on switches. But it’s nothing to be concerned with! His career is 7 games old and even his biggest fans realize he doesn’t have elite athleticism to lean on.…

While Durant to NY is a silly fever dream, if you look at NY closely their cap isn’t all that bad and they have an interesting, maybe even promising young core. Couple that with a solid coach and at long last Dolan seems utterly disinterested in meddling and NY isn’t too bad. If they were a stock I’d upgrade them from…

I suspect it’s not the buy out that worries the Regents as much as the big money boosters withholding their money and who for whatever reason want Durkin that worry the boosters. The school is in the middle of a massive upgrade of their athletic facilities and you can guess who is paying for it.

Plus his defense is a mess. But he’s a rookie, which means you take it for what it is. The important thing is you need to see if he has other skills that are NBA ready and will in fact turn into plus skills. Which he clearly has. As does Ayton and as does Young. All three teams have got to be thrilled by their early…