Reddick doesn’t care why there’s this tiny person encased in the belly of this car, he justs wants it to be gotten rid of.

This is definitely a first child ever discussion. Trust me, by the third it’s like, “I’m going into labor honey! But lets wait until this shows ends before we go.”

I’m not saying everyone is a loser, wannabe hipster. I’m simply saying you are.

Hi Larry!

Wow. I never knew Tom Ley was a pedo.

One upside to all the packaging is that it completely eliminates any odor, making it easy to ship by mail to those of us back east.

Weirdest thing about Baltimore is that the nice neighborhoods and the worst neighborhoods you’ll ever witness are intermingled side by side. Most cities have a gradual decline to the bad parts, in Baltimore you’ll be walking along just fine, then Holy Shit! I shouldn’t be here. Then three blocks later, good again. Of…

Indictment? Listen, I’m not an MLS guy myself, but no one involved with the league, players, owners, fans, claims that it is on par or even close to the top leagues in the world. So I don’t understand smug dumb fucks like you constantly acting like you discovered some AHA proof revealing MLS’s deception. We get it,…

Fuck yeah. Kids today are soft. I one returned to the bar and a guy was in my seat. “Get up pal. You’re in my seat.” He looked at me. “What are you gonna do about it?” When he stood up he was a foot taller than me. Did I back down? HELL NO! I got in his face, like a man, and said, “Trust me pal, you DON’T want to find…

Saves $5 million on insurance premiums caused by paying off too many families of dead idiots.

There are several islands in the Caribbean where they actually form volunteer groups to visit beaches solely for the purpose of unstacking those stone piles because of the negative impact it has on marine life. They even put signs up begging people not to do it and explaining why. They are ignored. Because a safe…

18-23 or 24 is an adult yes, you have all the rights of one. But in terms of intimacy and dating, at that age it’s a little skeevy to date one. 18 year olds aren’t all there. I’ve got no issue with a 27 year old being with a 50 year old, it’s two adults living their life. But a 28 year old with a 18 year old? That’s a…

I’m just gonna say it. Got forced into seeing his show in Vegas. Dreaded it. It was, well it was FANTASTIC! Blew me away how funny he is on stage. Never, EVER, thought I’d say it, but I’m #teamCarrotTop.

Cats simply have a great poker face. They understand everything you say. Everything. They’re just waiting to put it to good use.

319.

Can they make the Playoff: No, absolutely not.

“There’s 4 of us and 1 of you old man. You don’t stand a chance.”

always cooler than a polar bear’s toenails

Which you’ll see if you buy one of 1500 calenders on sale at B&N.

Seriously? I mean I too have made the effort to greatly diversify what I read. But to cut off all straight white men authors seems like you’re cutting off your nose to spite your face.