Cheering for Virginia is for people who don’t think Duke fans are douchey enough for their own levels of douche-baggery.

Remember when 538 was a thing? When people thought they knew what they were doing before they botched four elections in a row? Before they sold out to espn in what was perhaps the worst conceivable fit imaginable?

Interestingly enough it almost turned into a brawl with the two sides squaring off ready to fight. Problem was, Durant kept switching sides trying to decide which side would win. Thankfully by the time he decided the tension was diffused.

I do that. I make half a fist, and pump my arm back and forth a few times. Never works.

My problem is they keep finding me.

Some places are all but figured out, take Las Vegas for example. But there have been a few times where I’ve narrowed it down to two or three, with one option unacceptable. This takes care of that.

“Son, do you remember your name?”

The $1 balance on a gift card is also useful on sites like Priceline and Hotwire to reveal the identity of that “3.5 Star NYC” hotel without being stuck if you don’t like it.

Don’t get me started on homemade beer. It’s not that it’s not nearly as good as an actual brewery, which it isn’t, at all. It’s the home brewers never, EVER shut up about it.

What, in your opinion, is the one food that is never better homemade? I’ve never had homemade ice cream that is as good as store bought.

The key to a national team coach is integrating young talent into the team before you need them. The USWNT has had this problem in the past and I think Ellis may be repeating that mistake. Even if it means you take a step back between WC/Olympic cycles. Germany on the men’s side showed the consequences of failing to…

Remember all those journalists the writer mentioned, that will write stories like this one, that will give him oodles of free negative publicity, that will tap into the resentment complex of the right, that will make him a martyr to millions, who will buy his book almost out of spite?

I don’t get this bashing of the Sixers (or Lakers post-Lebron signing.)

My concern is “on a rough and hectic day” as the motivation to spend $200 on shoes. That’s simply an impulsive and emotional purchase with no real objective. Keep doing that and you’ll always be broke.

I missed Game 6 of the 1975 World Series over some girl I met in a bar.

I had my shoulder rebuilt and the pain was brutal. But even at the worst point about 24 hours later I said, “I’ll take this over my infected tooth any day.”

I’ll compare the pain from my infected tooth to labor any day. I legitimately wanted to rip it out with a pair of pliers.

Maybe just a few years later I discovered Spaghetti Westerns and never looked back, Silverado totally forgotten.

Starting with Cleveland sucks because the best part of WYTS is the outraged and pissed fans who can’t resist Drew’s taunts. Meanwhile with Cleveland fans they’re like, “Good point.” and “Can’t really argue with that.”

Oh man, I LOVED Silverado at the time. Greatest Western ever made! Of course I was 11 at the time.