Hey Kotaku, why don’t you stick to games, huh?

This is one of those rare games that I have just as much fun failing as being successful.

And everything in the universe of Tom Clancy game franchises is just geopolitical mad-libs.

As ever, i’m more than happy to see a Yankee product fail at Citi Field.

Kind of like how I see more confederate flags in rural upstate New York than any place I’ve traveled in the South. Some things don’t make much sense, but you see it all the time.

Replace the word “Women” with “Crisis”.....still completely accurate.

Primarily online? On Switch? This should work fine. Nothing to worry about here.

Maybe if gearbox patched the game so it doesn’t constantly overheat and crash my Xbox, then I could find out about the event. Right now though, I’m tired of putting my system at risk to play the game.

Hell, i can skip the concessions. I can’t skip the $12.50 GWB Toll, $12.24 Tri-Borough toll (round trip), and $25 for parking. When i’m paying upwards of $50 just to get myself to the gate, i’m not going to do it often at any price per seat at Citi Field.

Somehow this game manages to be the perfect intersection of Katamari, Goat Simulator, and Hitman.

I’m starting to think these arcade games were just designed to take my money away from me. Someone should look into that.

At least your team had been to the superbowl since 1985.

I really hope this story is the backdrop of the next Christopher Guest movie.

Why does New Zealand get all the cool sports?

I’m fine with pretentious words. Just please, please, please, say them correctly. I had to sit through a lecture once where the speaker said ‘paradiggum’ 5 times in an hour. The first time I chuckled. After the second, I couldn’t pay attention anymore while that raked across my brain.

My first thought was it was just an excuse to eventually put Tracer in Smash Bros.

Aren’t Tom Clancy movies and shows (and games) just geopolitical mad libs anyway?

MLS doesn’t seem to understand that everything is politics whether you like it or not. The league itself heavily pushed a “Don’t Cross The Line” PSA campaign against homophobia, sexism, racism, and discrimination. Seems pretty safe, but some would argue that part of that involves suppressing their religious freedom.…

Seriously? A 3rd EDF game in like 4 months?

I was only there cause my daughter was doing pee-wee cheer leading. That’s another mess, for completely different reasons. Glad she outgrew that phase. I think i dislike parenting childhood sports more than i disliked playing childhood sports.