I literally had this exact same conversation with my wife yesterday.

Flavorless, with the texture of Styrofoam.

I assume Spike Lee...as opposed to Ang Lee?

Why do people who drink dark roasted coffee think they are getting more caffeine? That taste of burnt charcoal is not going to wake you up more.

You mean Burlington? Or should we split the difference and hang with the dope fiends in Rutland?

This is CBS. Catering to predictable boring “normalcy” is kind of their thing.

How has neither of these gentlemen played a villain in a Bond movie yet?

She offered 40%? Seems about right to me. 100% is a bit much IMHO. It’s not exactly the same, but certainly sounds like a rip-off.

Now if only their organizational dysfunction translated to crappy results on the field....like my team. It’s hard to get soak up the schadenfreude when they finish 13-3.

So bad i went to see it again because i couldn’t believe it was that bad. I thought I must have been in a bad mood.

Tagalongs aren’t ok for breakfast?

Alabama White BBQ sauce?

I just want to know my brain can shut completely off in a milisecond at 2:30pm naptime, but at 11pm it wants to process every piece of information from my entire lifetime on a loop for hours.

If Jeter screwed Miami this hard, I hope he got them a gift basket.

Did they ever fix the difficulty of the final boss in TQ? I played through the original, breezing through pretty much everything, only to find the final boss to be unbelievably overpowered compared to anything before it. Very frustrating experience, since i wasn’t exactly rushing up to that point.

Since when do we care if wrestlers are on PEDs? I’ve always assumed everyone in pre-wrestling was roided to all hell.

“We have this energy saving system where if we can be lazy, we are.”

Also: Cuphead Soundtrack

Could have stopped at “Taco Bell, avoid”. I know.....

I can totally see this...but it’s really just a list of stuff rural people do.