I’m sorry, but this is dope

The Rolls Royce Umbrella

Tyler, thank you for your sensible, not sensationalist, reporting!

Adding to that fear factor, the torpedo would travel at speeds of up to 65 mph after delivery by a nuclear-powered underwater drone, that would itself be carried externally by a nuclear-powered submarine.

I own the same Jeep so I know what’s true.

Dammit, Chrysler! You had one shot. One opportunity.

Bunsey was finally apprehended after another police officer climbed on top of the car and tasered her through the sunroof

The government claims they fired a “trident missile” but if that were true we’d expect to see three prongs in the image. BUT THERE ARE NONE!!!! I guess the sheeple will believe anything they’re told.

This isn’t ingenuity. It’s just random bullshit.

I think you’re right. Valuable things are worth repairing no matter what it takes. I used to own the same ax that George Washington used to chop down that cherry tree. It was in pretty bad shape though, so I restored it by replacing just the handle and the head. Now it looks brand new!

I love how they want to be low profile, but explain is every fucking way what they look like for youtubers....

There’s no missile in there. That’s too short to carry a ICBM (this is a missile transporter/erector)

Yeah. Although the Tahoe ain’t exactly cheap.