Starred for correctly noting the correct use of nyuk.

Jetta TDI.

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Shut. Your. Whore. Mouth.

Is his head a pair of hairy nuts?

Correction: MAKE it happen. ;)

bruh, those are both corvettes

It was a Turkey Shoot!!

As someone who reciently finished my inactive reserve obligation, this is pretty much my attitude do these international situations.

Just to be clear... Innocence is not thrown out in the presence of a citation or a police officer’s word. A charge or conviction is only approved by a court. So until you pay the citation, you are innocent. By paying the citation, you are pleading guilty to an offense, whether you actually committed it or not.

Well, yes. This is why establishing air superiority before making a landing is generally one of the most important steps.

It’s VW clean diesel.

Nobody should be shot for writing a ticket, no matter how unjust it is. Fuck off.

“V12 5.5L Engine. Very reliable, long lasting and economical.”

I am ashamed for not recognizing it. As a Level 60 Sarcasm Mage, I hereby relinquish my powers.

Picture this: You’re buying a new car from a Chrysler dealer

Meanwhile, here in the States, parents have to worry about whether someone will call protective services because their child ran across the street unattended for five minutes in their own neighborhood.

The article title is click-bait...but that is still a pretty incredible amount of money even if you only bought a fraction of that DLC.