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Yeah. This definitely proves that tasers are the answer, when everyone says things like “why didn’t he use his taser?”

I knew I'd find someone smarter than Stephen Hawking on Gizmodo.

Wow, I did not know the ITB’s were in the cabin like that. I wouldn’t let kids sit back there, even most adults...

“Goddammit Wendy! Did you drop a gummy bear down the #5 stack again!?”

Send ‘em up in various dumb configurations to mess with the Ruskis’ minds. Randomise leaving tags on, systems off and tanks etc on the wings so they never get the same reading twice. And occasionally send one up in full stealth mode and appear from no-where just to freak them out. Psych Ops.

The strong message: Please don’t shoot these down as we don’t have very many and no means of building any more.

Just out of curiosity, how many additional F-22’s could we have purchased with the money we’re currently spending (and are anticipated to spend) on the F-35 program? I feel like the answer is “a lot”.

Never trust anyone who uses caplock in their ads.

Im not an electronics expert but that thing looks low tech beyond belief- maybe it is North Korean ?> relays Chinese tv back to the fatherland

He failed because he didn’t have a partner to tell him when shit was about to go bad “yo”.

If my car was stolen, I’d be quite pleased to know that a plate reader was deployed in the area.

At first I was like “WTF that is the worst headlight fitment ever” then I realized it is the current raptor fenders.

There are privacy concerns, though.

Why in the crikey fuck can you teleport now in a CoD game?

Are you comparing condoms to infidelity now?

You should see the stuff I’ve seen in college and in HS.

I’m with the hackers on that one. Nobody should promote and/or make money off infidelity. Stuff like that makes me think we are regressing as a civilization.

I agree with that except San Diego. We’er nice down here.

Congratulations. You have, essentially, just described Lake Mead and the Hoover Dam. Any other ideas?