You must not know ‘bout Bey. That’s nothing. She had her hair sucked into a huge fan while she was singing “Halo” but she just kept on singing the song perfectly while her people tried to figure out how to unattach her from the machinery.

WATCH IT NOW! IT IS AWESOME AND SO POSITIVE!!!!

Hillary brain ninja’d the FUCK out of that diseased orange with that comment about his dad giving him money. He was in control up until that point, subdued and a little boring, and then he immediately began to unravel. It was beautiful.

This is the only Ted Cruz gif I’m able to use, because I’m terrified and horribly grossed out by the one where he eats the weird booger/white substance off his face during the GOP debate.

The snows of Russia.

I noted that and was pleased that no-one forced the contact issue, I did a little squee at Trudeau demonstrating good consent decorum. *swoon*

Awww, I think he tried the “high five” move, which is good for kids - much lower commitment and less intimidating than a hug or handshake.

Will happily send Trump your way!

I am now very concerned about the mowing in flipflops bit. YOU’LL CUT YOUR TOES OFF!!!

Same here! Except I do pee in the shower. MUAHAHAHAHAHA

I’m holding out for the “Fuck All Y’all!” That’s how you tell off a group of more than 5 people..

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2016/03/14/when-kids-are-accused-of-sex-crimes

link? I remember reading her very good piece on Civil Asset Forfeiture a while back. 

I would fucking haunt the people who made the decision to spend it on a scoreboard.

This is incredibly gross. The reality is they won’t have any issues finding a donor for that stadium project if they wait a few years but libraries almost NEVER receive such donations.

I feel so sorry for Morin who probably thought that putting restrictions on all of his donation would be harmful to the school. I get the sense he really wanted to help higher education in a substantive way, and he assumed the school would want to help students in a time where higher education is bearing the brunt of…

I have worked with the UNH library before, for my job. I can assure you that they are amazing and also desperately in need of funds, as are most university libraries. This is a horrible decision and UNH deserves all the public shame they are receiving over it.

I never thought that Cosmo would be more willing to ask substantive questions than the New York Times, and yet here we are.

I have never seen that second one and now I am scarred for life. At what age does a woman stop sitting on her fathers lap? In tiny shorts. While looking like she’s grinding a bit?