I don’t know much about his relationship with Taylor Swift (other than it didn’t even pass that ridiculous “half your age plus seven” equation), but I listened to the You’re Wrong About podcast’s deep dive into Jessica Simpson’s autobiography* and good lord, he’s not just douchey, he’s a gaslighting train wreck.…

He looks like Justin Long. (Sorry, Justin!)

Oh wow, how awful. With the exception of my spouse, there were only two people I went out with more than once over the course of several years. No lasting connections.

It is a job. High stress and no pay. Would not recommend even after meeting my husband/father of my child that way. 

I met my husband on OkCupid too and SAME. I was surprised it wasn’t mentioned on here. Are we that old? It was only a decade ago.

No, you see, they were warning AGAINST Nazis with that quote. Woke progressives are trying to own the youth and only they can stop them!

Let them serve as an inspiration to the whole party: implosion via petty infighting.

This is the correct take. 

Texas tuxedo. Canadian tuxedo isn’t even alliterative. GAWD.

Seriously. He’s 74 and far from retired. He talks to people. He reads the news.

I think Don is supposed to be born in 1926, so some would say he’s a greatest — but barely — depending on who you ask/if the Silent Generation only starts in 1928 and not 1926 or 1927.

Gen X, always forgotten. The other day I heard someone call Martha Stewart an “out of touch boomer.” (She’s a member of the Silent Generation — ie, the forgotten parents of Gen Xers.)

Why am I not surprised? My apologies. 

They acknowledge it’s in the original comic. 

You’re probably right, but given that my Netflix queue is 250 titles long (and that’s not even getting into my Prime, Kanopy, etc. queues) and I have a toddler, I figure I can go for a few years without running out of shows to watch.

She’s referring to the Vanity Fair party, not the magazine. 

I still can’t believe Kylie leveraged her injected lips into a makeup empire. They are legit terrifying in that TikTok. Like it looks like it would be painful to smile. 

Same. The days I go into the office are the most chaotic — and I say that as someone with a relatively short commute and the flexibility to leave early should my workload allow it.

Years of hiring twentysomethings to play 16-year-olds has warped our perception of what a teen is supposed to be like. When I see actual 16-year-olds walking around my neighborhood (or just my nieces), I’m like, “OMG YOU’RE BABIES.”