To be fair, I don’t think Kate could help being shady. Tom and Lorenzo explain it better than I can, but as the new Princess of Wales, it’s customary to wear her predecessor’s jewellery. Kate is not one to rock the boat.

It blows my mind that the monarchy is still a thing with broad support from people who also claim to value democracy…but if you’re gonna monarch, just monarch. Lean into it.

They are comparing her to Rihanna’s pregnancy stylings. 

Fair. But don’t forget David also had those Nazi sympathies (even if that probably wasn’t the main reason he was disowned). 

Call me a Trudeau truther (Tru-truther?) but I think those shoes are legit on their last legs.

Those shoes don’t even look polished, on top of everything else. 

Trudeau’s shoes are absolutely his everyday shoes — look at those soles. I guess he wanted to be comfortable.

I read somewhere that they are trying to be more contemporary, more accessible, less ostentatious.

Bad editorial choice considering the number of Canadian readers you must have compared to German ones. As others have noted, it  also would have been a great opportunity to explain difference between Rockets and Smarties. 

Fix your comment sections. Only a few them are functional right now. 

I see them in list form on my phone.

At least the biscuits at Red Lobster are good. 

David’s demise ties in with the shrinking middle class. People who can afford it want better, and people on a budget aren’t wasting their money on that crap. 

I wrote my comment before I saw yours. Bang on. Still think it’s weird an editor didn’t catch it. It’s an old joke that shows how completely out of touch Perry is. 

I think you hit the nail on the head with his awareness freezing in the mid-1990s. I remember people making similar jokes about how untalented/disposable Keanu was before he became the icon/beloved international treasure he is now.

The Atlantic and the New Yorker aren’t really on the same level.

Pete Davidson and Bill Hader are about the same level of attractive, IMO. The latter is funnier but I understand he suffers from severe anxiety (vs. the former’s bipolar disorder). 

Seriously. You mean there are people who don’t have a 200 titles long Netflix queue?

Two words: Duck Hunt. 

Ding ding ding!