Most definitely not. 

Also, “Tory” is supposed to be a nod to the Notorious B.I.G., but as a Canadian, he should’ve known better.

She’s an entitled asshole, but she has a point:

Kardashian says her kids don’t know anything. Perhaps the younger ones don’t, but there is no way a child North’s age is shielded from it.

I’m embarrassed for everyone included in this narrative. 

“In hindsight, the cross-generational collaboration is an obvious win in terms of not just storytelling but audience appeal.”

I cannot recommend enough the You’re Wrong About deep dive into Jessica Simpson’s biography. I think it was four episodes long and Mayer features heavily.

Right? I mean I get that the writers are probably in their early twenties and don’t remember any of this, but this is basic Wikipedia-level research. 

Fun Boy Three, not Fun Ball Three.

I was her size at the time too and only a bit younger.

In the court of public opinion…on what planet is Tory Lanez not guilty AF?

Hope she perjures herself in court.

$350 million seems low.

It’s an inside A/V Club joke. That’s why someone else made it too (I see you also explained it to them).

Why would anyone think “Fraser” wouldn’t be pronounced how it’s spelled?

It’s not enough, but in Ontario — I don’t know about the rest of Canada — if you work on Boxing Day, you get paid time and a half. 

We have it in Canada and, yes, it’s the best. 

I’m so sorry. That absolutely fucking sucks. 

I have a 2-year-old, and I’m enjoying this period because she’s just into the latkes and the dreidels and the music, but I don’t have to compete so aggressively with Christmas yet. There’s a tree and an elf on the shelf at her daycare, but I don’t think she totally gets it beyond those signifiers. 

He’s a celebrity. It’s all subjective and assumptive.