Yeah, aren’t the twins in university now? Reality tv is easy money, but he, of all people, should realize it’s not worth it.

Is Paul Newman really the best example? He was 42 in Cool Hand Luke and 49 in the Towering Inferno. 

Wish I could upvote. 

Yeah, I consider myself luckier than most women on this front, and I still find myself in at least a couple of those categories.

I mean, shutting down the resale would have been the first step. 

She is seeing some of that money. I’m pretty sure artists can profit from resale tickets too. 

You’re being impersonated again on this very post. 

They control a lot more than just the arena tours. And for every lip-syncer, there is a Bruce Springsteen.

Why do men keep saying that? He’s not a bad looking guy. Certainly more attractive than Chris Pratt. 

Holy shit, I thought it was Justin Long too!

A lot of people have a shitton of credit card debt. 

It’s all very odd to me. Like most people, I check out Jezebel in between other things, usually when I’m procrastinating. How invested in this site and the posters here does one have to be to go to the trouble of making not one, but several, fake profiles? 

Heads up that a troll is impersonating you, most recently (I think) on the last post re: the protests in Iran. 

Heads up that there is a troll impersonating Dudebra (see below) and Julia’s Questionable Life Choice among other possible posters. 

An arranged marriage implies both parties are getting something out of it. 

It’s a troll impersonating a known poster. Check their comment history. I expect I’ll be next since I keep calling him out. Don’t hold your breath for Jezebel to do anything about it. It’s been an issue on and off for months. 

That was a troll impersonating a trans poster. Jezebel has had an issue with one troll in particular who consistently does this, but they can’t — or won’t — do anything about it, it seems. 

Confirming that this isn’t the original, trans poster but a troll impersonating her.

Heads up that a troll is impersonating you in the Chappelle SNL monologue post. 

He used to be funny on Weekend Update (though I haven’t seen it since before Covid, at least). His banter with Colin Jost about Staten Island especially.