He used to be funny on Weekend Update (though I haven’t seen it since before Covid, at least). His banter with Colin Jost about Staten Island especially.

I think this may be an impostor account imitating the original poster, but I’m not sure.

It’s all super sketch. Tiffany herself seems to be making a stab for legitimacy with her Georgetown law degree — I’ve met some dumb lawyers, but you still have to pass the bar — but she’s still a Trump.

Yeah, he probably would have flipped out — because of his ego, not his feelings — if she got married anywhere else. It wouldn’t have looked good if his own daughter doesn’t think Mar-a-Lago is the height of luxury. 

Tiff, honey. You married real* money. You didn’t have to get married at Mar-a-Lago.

Coke Zero is pretty good IMHO. 

You have to admit that Diet Coke is undrinkable at least. 

To be fair, they are both fine, but in a pinch, I’d probably go for Pepsi. But here in Toronto, it’s damn near impossible to find Pepsi anyway, it seems. Coke everywhere.

Agreed. Diet Coke is the wooooorst.

*Lindsay. 

*neurotic Jewish Manhattanites. That detail is important. 

Coke is not better than Pepsi. 

I guess her contract with Amazon isn’t exclusive. 

I dunno, man, Debbie Reynolds threatened to take a hit on him if he went after Carrie Fisher, and that didn’t stop him from propositioning her when she was underage:

You really find it hard to believe that known lothario Warren Beatty molested a teenager in the seventies, when that kind of shit was rampant and chalked up to the “sexual revolution”?  Surprised she’s the only one, to be honest.

I love that movie! Matthew McConaughey was good too.  

Any Chris who dated Jenny Slate is the best Chris. 

Justice for Coming Around Again.

Those are, like, the only two relatable things about him. 

I was going to comment on the shade of it all, but yeah, I think that was a direct burn.