He can’t move half of his face. Have you seen the videos?

Don’t feed the troll. 

You say baby face, I say puffy and squinty.

He looks like shit. He’s aging terribly. Has been for awhile. 

This is the only correct takeaway from this post. 

A woman at his level of celebrity would never be allowed to age as poorly he has and still have a career (vs., say a character actor).

Eh, there were never that many actual hippies, just like more people supported the Vietnam war than not and how Martin Luther King was pretty unpopular (among the white mainstream) in his time.

I can handle Memphis and unconventional names in general. But naming your kid Navy is just fucking cruel. I think I hate that even more than Musk’s kid’s name. At least he can go by X or whatever. 

The first nationwide broadcast of the Oprah Winfrey Show was in September 1986. 

Dude’s only 23 himself so the author of this piece can hardly use her age as an excuse for ignorance of such an iconic fashion moment.

I wrote this on my notes app so forgive the formatting.

I think the issue is that, unless you’re a huge fan, you probably really don’t care if he goes away for a few years (or forever).

I don’t believe in astrology either, but when I was younger it did spook me out when people always guessed my sign correctly at parties.

A) I’ve been reading Jezebel, including comments, from the beginning. Please provide examples.

I think you meant to address your comment to rrpete. She is the OP. 

Yep. All of this.

I think I am about a decade older than you and I can tell you that while the girls absolutely dominated at my academic-minded school, the boys are doing juuuuust fine as adults — as in mostly better, at least financially.

‘Just like when women say things like, “I just want a man who is nice and has a job, why is that so hard?!”’

Yeah, it’s an easy win for Brit as a comeback single, but also kinda feels like Dua Lipa’s sloppy seconds. 

This is a very hard concept for a lot of people to grasp.