She had a subarachnoid hemorrhage (which I guess is rarer/affects people differently than regular strokes?) and I think it actually really did mess up her brain. This theory has been floated by more than one person, but I also wonder if that’s like people blaming incel behaviour on “mental illness.” I mean, she’s just…

I thought Shiv was the youngest. 

To be fair, here in Ontario, blueberries, when seasonal and local, are pretty damn cheap. So maybe a month or two a year.

She certainly is for me. 

I saw Summer School in the theatre as a kid with my sister and grandmother, who remarked afterward: “I don’t know if that movie was appropriate for your age, but clearly you understood more jokes than I did!”

I think the rationalization is that she’d be paying the equivalent of $30 million USD on  one home in London (vs. three) and she also wouldn’t be getting nearly the same square footage. But yeah. Boo hoo. 

Tom Cruise was, I will admit, pretty great in Tropic Thunder. I am trying to think of another time he played against type. 

I noticed that too. Completely messed up, unless the concern is more the timeline of it all. She wants them to know their siblings, but maybe not that their dad is a complete sleazebag? I’m being generous. 

I can’t even read them. I feel like such an asshole. 

I mean, as far as puns go, it ain’t great. 

Definitely a 90s thing here in Toronto. 

But those are both my favourites!

1. Did you mean why you are NOT going to the movies?

I can’t even see several responses to my comment, let alone ungrey them. Why do the powers that be refuse to acknowledge that Kinja is a complete shit show? Is there even a plan in place to fix it? What is going on?

Stormy weather. 

Apologies to the last couple of grey comments Kinja refuses to let me see (let alone ungrey). 

I was including the greys! When I wrote   that comment, there were two total, including mine. 

Me too. Why not Morocco? Unless they were thinking, “Well, Roman is a name.”

Why is this Dirt Bag buried so low on the site? It’s been up since last night and there are almost no comments. 

“Cannon welcomed twins Zion Mixolydian and Zillion Heir with Abby De La Rosa on June 14. His son Zen, whom he shares with model Alyssa Scott, was born nine days after Zion and Zillion. Additionally, Cannon welcomed daughter Powerful Queen last December with Brittany Bell, with whom he also shares 4-year-old son…