“Cannon welcomed twins Zion Mixolydian and Zillion Heir with Abby De La Rosa on June 14. His son Zen, whom he shares with model Alyssa Scott, was born nine days after Zion and Zillion. Additionally, Cannon welcomed daughter Powerful Queen last December with Brittany Bell, with whom he also shares 4-year-old son…

Whoa. Wait, she’s not??? I just assumed from her mannerisms, her last name (lotsa Jewish Shermans out there), the way Lorelei was clearly coded as Jewish.

Me too. 

That’s giving Kushner way too much credit. Rasputin was supposed to be clever, wasn’t he?

I find his Nice Guy™️ “Gosh, gee” faux humility cloying onscreen and off. 

With that face? No way. That’s not me being an asshole, it’s the truth. America’s sweetheart is pretty much always a hottie (in that girl next door sort of way). 

See, I am one of the few people who dislikes Tom Hanks (seriously, he is one of my least favourite celebrities — I know, I’m a freak) so Chet being a total douchecanoe doesn’t surprise me as much as it does most people.

I am using the term “hate” loosely. You have to have a vested personal interest in someone to hate them. In that sense, I can’t think of (m)any celebrities I hate, even the ones I find pretentious and annoying.

I’d rather Charlotte get lotsa money than Disney.

Weekly reminder to fix Kinja, please. 

Wait, wasn’t Joan (in)famous for mainstreaming facelifts back in the eighties? Or would she say I’m confusing her with Linda Evans?

I think you can just use your regular phone keyboard? 🍆 

I actually wouldn’t mind if Never Have I Ever got canceled after a third (or hopefully fourth!) season because that’s around the time they finish high school. Otherwise you get one of those Beverly Hills, 90210 situations (the original one) where first they kept them in high school forever and then they found all…

Hey now, Grace and Frankie keeps chugging along. And Never Have I Ever will likely be renewed for a third season…I mean, at least I hope it doesn’t go the way of GLOW (which I still haven’t finished yet, mind you). 

Fair enough. And I suppose for many people, it’s still possible or listen to him without thinking of his crimes because you associate him with a certain period of your life (the way I associate Michael Jackson with my childhood).

Ugh. He still has 4,852,511 followers on Spotify. I just checked. 

Are the Smiths really overproduced? Of all the criticisms, that is the first time I’ve heard that one. I always felt that most of their tracks don’t even sound that eighties — that’s what made them stand out. (And no, I’m not defending Morrissey whatsoever.) 

I will check it out!

Ha! Okay, so I totally should have realized that. I still have no idea what’s going on in that clip — I would love to know what movie it’s from.

Whoa…so I fucking love “Hounds of Love” — seriously, both the original and the Futureheads cover are on my permanent workout playlist — but a) I have never seen either of these videos and b) I didn’t even know this version of the song existed!