I am writing this comment several times because I think it bears repeating:

Rich is a massive Mariah fan. This article is tongue-in-cheek.

Rich is a massive Mariah fan. This article is tongue-in-cheek. 

Exactly. For example, she may end up having a kid with her sleazy boyfriend, and maybe that won’t be the best decision, but that doesn’t mean she shouldn’t be in charge of her own reproductive health. 

Re: Kacey Musgraves: what an oddly over-the-top video for a completely underwhelming song. I guess the juxtaposition is the point, but the song would be utterly forgettable without the visuals.

Get thee some sunscreen, Brit! 

Fucking fuckity fuckadoo fucking fuckstick fucko anti-vaxxers.

Are you in Toronto? My sense has always been that Drake inspires equal parts embarrassment and hometown pride. Certainly he gets a shitton of press coverage. 

What? You’re blowing my mind here. 

Watching Beverly Hills 90210 on DVD is especially brutal. 

The good guy, or just concerned about their bottom line?

I’ve never been a fan either. People don’t get it, as though it can’t be true, and I’m deliberately trying to be controversial.

My brother once took one of these and clamped it on my other brother’s nose. For a few moments, he didn’t know wtf was going on and tried to pull it off from the bottom. Once he finally got it off, he proceeded to chase the perpetrator around the house (until he presumably caught him and beat the shit out of him).

Disagree. He’d stand out because of his noticeable HIDEOUSNESS.

Yes, that man is ugly enough — if not as hideous as he is IRL — to play Charles.

The Y chromosome also ties into the mythology of Kanye as some kind of mad genius (vs. Britney as the girlish puppet with no mind of her own).

I remember it being the opposite. She worked really closely with an acting coach to get it right and even English critics were impressed. 

I know I’m in the minority here, but I like them together. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

100%

However, I believe the teachers’ unions here are seriously pissed at Ford right now.