Holy shit! How is this not making the news? Or is the news so decimated, that’s a stupid question? Stranger rape — vs. date, someone you already know — is not that common (contrary to popular culture’s portrayal of rape). A serial rapist on the loose? Jesus.

Eh, she’s got completely different facial expressions and she’s wearing a lot of makeup in the second and third pics (a smile tends to thin out the upper lip). People with full bottom lips don’t usually have super thin top lips and she seems to have always had a full bottom lip.

Okay, now I don’t feel bad anymore — fuck that guy. 

I’m sorry you’re dealing with relationship stress on top of this shit show. Do you have anyone you can bubble with until the pandemic ends?

This is beneath Biles. You’re one of the most celebrated Olympians of all time! Your relationship to Kylie should be like Mariah to J.Lo. 

Fuck, even with vaccinations, they’re saying to continue wearing a mask, distance etc. in public. This pandemic is going to be with us for a while. I am concerned about promoting gloom and doom and encouraging pandemic fatigue, but I don’t see a way around it right now. It *is* gloomy AF, if not doom...y.

Yup. He’s certainly not a Karen. 

It protects against new variants, but if people aren’t being vaccinated fast enough, it’s an even bigger issue than it was before because this variant spreads more quickly. At least that’s my understanding.

I’m late Gen X so I should totally know this! 

Okay, now I feel like an asshole. I had no idea. 

Blink-182 represented everything that was wrong with mall punk. I think one of them was also rich because of his dad’s ties to the weapon industry (unless I’m thinking of another shitty “punk” band). So yeah. They’re the worst and this kind of makes sense to me even though they seem oddly matched.

He looks like he’s been through hell and she’s a health nut who has also had a shitton of plastic surgery. Even though they are both extremely wealthy and relatively close in age, it’s like a cheerleader dating the crypt keeper.

Janet Jackson is an icon. 

I’m in Canada and can’t hug my mother either. The U.S. fucked up COVID spectacularly, but we’ve made a lot of mistakes, too. 

Correction: no immediate deaths. Sigh. 

Yeah, I mean, nobody died, but it’s pretty bad. 

Is that McKinli Hatch?

Brexit wasn’t equivalent to an attempted fascist coup, but it going to have repercussions for a loooong time. 

I wanna go hug my mom right now.

I was traumatized and I’m not even American.