Holy crap, this leads to a horrifying thought.

my desk is an old butchers table that I bought for 25 dollars out of a gas station mechanics shop in buck nowhere Manitoba. It's like 100 years old and covered in old Blood and oil stains that I sanded out, but my favourite part about it is all the hundred of chop marks in it from the knives. You couldn't write or…

Seriously. You don't need an app excuse to phase out people you don't like. Just use the time honored "I'm busy"

I cried over apple pie while pregnant, and over chicken wings one day post-partum. Food is extremely important to human incubators. EXTREMELY.

Ugh. Yes. Once your kid rapes a drunk girl who is puking AND RECORDS IT he is no longer a good kid.

How much further in the sand could his mother's head be? You raised this monster, now fucking deal with him. Because this isn't his last time.

Yeah there's the "kid got busted drinking in the park with his friends" and then there's "kid rapes a girl and takes a photo" ... not QUITE the same thing.

I will scream this from the mountain tops for all my days. Comprehensive sex ed is as necessary as a math class. We should be talking about consent and bodily autonomy with kids from day one.

while his parents defend him as a good kid "who's made some mistakes."

I read that headline like this:

Nice piece. Thank you.

I'd give anything to have an office to hide in.

I should! Mostly I do crossword puzzles.

Do you lie on the floor all glamorously and dramatic?

I have just been hiding in my office instead.

Well, of course they're more expensive than normal earrings. They're ORGANIC.

That legitimately looks like something I made when I was 11. I also made horrendous other jewelry from clay. Hmmm...I think I need to get drunk, come up with some products, and open an etsy shop.

Every item in the shop is like something from fake Chloe Sevigny's life.

If buttsex is so unnatural, then why is poop dick-shaped?

@Brian Little: If you wouldn't have spelled it out for me, I'd have never even made the connection.