Ritter makes Hershey bars taste like a candle. 

Shelter Catstravaganza!

Deep State HOAX! Gorsuch and Kavanaugh! Total losers! I don’t know them! They begged for jobs! Felt sorry for them! SAD! Make America America Make!

Republicans: Only the masked protesters spread covid!!! Not a single unmasked person who shares my politics did, because did you see those blacks and SJWs spreading the virus that also think doesn’t exist.

so they didn’t live in Letourneau bliss afterall

And what about the person who keeps posting “kill yourself” over and over?  5 people liked that. 

I’ve just borrowed every book on beginner watercolour that I could find at the library, and searched youtube for watercolour painting videos. So when things open up, check out your library system for books and as for youtube, I can recommend;

She’ll pass it to Don Juannabe Jr. He’ll pass it to daddy when he shows up for his weekly father/son face slapping. Eric will get it from being in the room while he wishes daddy would slap his face too.

Thank goodness she did that so it could completely exonerate this dude from his own publicly exposed, shitty acts of abuse! Phew! Chris owes her one.

I’ll give one take on what I found offensive about this — there are a couple of other reasonable ones too, that I’m sure other people will chime in with, but, here we go —

Officially petition for Harron to write every Dirt Bag piece from now on.

The name “Stassi Schroeder” sounds like a mascot for the East German secret police. So....kind of appropriate, I guess....

I was in the National Guard for over a decade. I was the “airmen of the year” 4 times. I was the golden child on the way to greatness...

The first 21 seconds were in French.

Chicago did not suspend an entire program. They temporarily halted the “grab and go” portion. They are still delivering meals and offering delivery to anyone that needs it. There’s even a hotline. The CEO of Chicago Public Schools said in her statement that they are scheduled to deliver 18,000 meals today and the goal…

like nein movies i can think of

I really don’t think the “free meal” thing checks out as well as many men thinks it does. I mean, every stranger you meet on the internet has a low (but real) chance to be violent or otherwise mean you harm. Any woman is going to be fully aware of that.

If free meals and drinks were my only aim (presumably, without…

As soon as they named the kid Huxley he should have been taken away.

As far as we know she didn’t sell the kid to the new mom so I guess that is something?