I worked in an engineering firm as a proposal editor/ semi executive assistant for a summer while in college- I was, to this day, the ONLY member of the admin staff that left with a good reference. The rationale? The CEO made it a point of pride “to make every woman in the office cry at least once.” I was the only one…

who holds an honorary doctorate, himself

I’ve been rejected A LOT in my life – from schools, jobs, men. But one always sticks out because I didn’t even know I was in a position to be rejected in the first place.

My brief interaction with him was when I worked for a partnered company and he came into a store and started yelling that the front sign was terrible and he wanted to see PUSSY LIPS PUSSY LIPS PUSSY LIPs.

When she was a kid, she lived in Montreal. She was acquaintances with my mom as a child, until she just didn’t show up to school. My mom was told by her mom that she had “run away”. My mom said she was always kinda weird, in a detached kind of way. Not sure how I feel about this. I do feel like that’s a long time to…

First, I want to say that I’m so sorry he hurt you like that. You didn’t deserve any of it. Second, what you wrote really resonated with my experience with an ex whom I now consider to have been emotionally abusive. (I’m not saying that yours was, just that the details of his behavior and the hurtful things he said to…

I’ve been never using IG, and it’s great. It’s never too late to never use IG. It’s always been absurd lifestyle curation and selling shit, which are really one and the same. It’s bizarre the way people flock to commodify themselves.

Cripes.

I won’t attempt to pass judgment on it as art as I’m not qualified to. As a lifelong feminist who has read A Vindication of the Rights of Women, I feel vaguely qualified to comment on it as a tribute to Wollstonecraft and her ideals: it sucks giant donkey balls.

I liken him a bit to a shark that always must be swimming forward. I think part of his ability is to be so adamant about his alleged skill that people just can’t conceive he’s lying and really want to believe, so they give him the benefit of the doubt, and that’s all he needs. Taking a bite and then swimming along to…

I make tweets, I stain my sheets........

*waves in ADHD, undiagnosed until mid-thirties*

You forgot to mention the part that made me roll my eyes the hardest — the dust jacket.

You bought a bunch of plants that are poisonous to cats. FYI.

Didn’t Google exist when these people signed up for this dough boy’s grift? He got busted for being the leader of a “buyer’s club” pyramid scheme before he started the cult. If I’m going to join any group that involves groupthink I’m gonna spend some time vetting these people. Not to mention, it’s in Podunk, NY where…

I don’t have a recipe, but I do have a story. One of my earliest memories is a scent memory of “banana bread”, but I can tell you that banana bread doesn’t smell like my memory of it. Then I discovered that the bananas of my childhood, are not the banana variety that we have today. The earlier variety was called the…

There’s a twitter account for The Fly On Pence’s Head and it’s AMAZING!!!

It was a deep state satanic nano-drone designed to suck the life force out of Pence, but he’s so powerful, it only caused a vessel in his eye to burst.

BLACK FLIES MATTER 

It wasn’t ProctorU, but the American Board of Surgery moved their written certification exams to an online proctor system this summer and it was a complete shit show.  The exam wouldn’t load for some people; it cut off at random times for others- customer service was zero help.  Turns out, the ABS hired a poorly…