You have no idea the amount of work each of those steps takes, nor how much work goes into getting tenure, nor how much work professors do that isn't teaching. Teaching is 1/4 of the responsibility.

I just had them for my birthday, too! Oysters & champagne. Perfect match. No toppings, just salty goodness.

ZOMG, one of the best cheeseburgers I ever ate was in Chicago. Fried egg and french fries under that bun on top of the burger meat. MMMMmmmmmmmmmm!

Unless you teach studio art or another field that "only" requires an MFA, then a PhD is a minimum requirement for a tenure-track professorship. So yes, it does seem like your options are a) get the PhD or b) pick another field.

Gross.

I love this cape deal.

You do not have to zoom in to get the subject larger in the frame. You can take a freaking step back.

Good for you. I'm a filmmaker and have DP'd feature films. But thanks for the "advice."

and instantly lose all your followers.

Actually you should try it yourself. You might be surprised what you can learn when you stop being so rigid.

He wouldn't need to be further away to go to "landscape mode," he could get down lower. Negative space makes a composition better, not worse. See: every feature film ever made.

Nope. See: every feature film made, ever. You can do wonderful things with the frame that include negative space as well as positive space.

Totally untrue. You can MOVE your body / camera to get things in frame. You're not required to stand there and hold the camera at eye level at all times.

Bitch bread is my new go-to for cinnamon toast!

See, I was going to guess something like "pussy-whipped," which is the same general loathsome sexist idea.

bitch bred? What does that mean?

It sounds like you've got a good chance of getting it! I hope you do!

Celexa saved my life. I've been on it for almost 10 years now. It has had very few side effects for me, and those that did crop up faded over time. I had chronic low-grade depression (for years, without realizing it until I finally got into therapy) and occasional major depressive episodes which were painful and…

I'm not, this time - but congratulations just for applying. That application is NO JOKE. I applied a few years ago - and didn't get one, but it was justified, and I'm going to try again with a different project.

Holy shit. Her response to comments on that "article" are horrifying: