The solution is that, I’m saying it simply,  Trump can go fuck himself

JFC, it is legal to come to the border and apply for asylum, you twat.

I’m sure a woman 10 years from now, weeping over her positive pregnancy test after being raped, will wipe her tears away, take a deep breath, and say “well, at least Brett Kavanaugh went to Yale.”

I stand by my statement.

Who vets op-eds for major newspapers? I often feel like the point of them is the print version of clickbait - intentionally inflammatory shit to get people talking.

Serious request:  Please no more close-in face shots.  My nightmares don’t need that level of detail.

Also bear in mind that the United States is the only country not to ratify the Convention on the Rights of the Child, which states that “a child shall not be separated from his or her parents against their will.” 

Well, a lot of people are doing that work. But obviously in real life it’s more complicated than that. Most Americans live relatively hand-to-mouth. They don’t have job security and they just literally don’t have time to follow the news and demonstrate while also managing to keep up on all the bills and make sure the…

And Devante Smith-Pelly’s. He plays for the Washington Capitals and because of Trump’s racist and sexist comments does not plan on joining his teammates when they make the traditional post-championship White House visit.

It might be too late, but happy birthday to YOU and all of the others, save one, who celebrate this day! Many happy returns!

BUT LOOK!

All day today when people have said “OMG you share a birthday with Trump!” my grumpy-ass answer has been “Well that’s not MY fault.”

My Birthday was six days ago dodged a bullet. Though celebrate what you can control not what you can’t.

Your birthday is better

Depends on what you’re in to! This is a bit of a weird mix of genres, so if you don’t like some, still check out the rest: all very different (I’ve included mixed-gender groups where ladies take the lead in the vocal space and tried to stick to relatively new artists/currently touring artists)

Who are your current femme faves, yall? I’m desperately into Lizzo right now, if you’re not listening to her and also following her on Insta, your life is missing a piece. Also super into Petite Meller, can’t stop watching her music videos.

I’m fully convinced that cops are some of the stupidest motherfuckers on the planet.

Glad to see the police are keeping tabs on those radicals at the Susquehannock Wildlife Society.

Also, I’m fucking amazed that these people let cops into their house without a warrant, dug through their own trash to give them evidence, AND provided them with identification so they could check for warrants. The proper response would have been to tell Officer Drug Dog to fuck right off and to then call your lawyer.

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