Serious request:  Please no more close-in face shots.  My nightmares don’t need that level of detail.

Also bear in mind that the United States is the only country not to ratify the Convention on the Rights of the Child, which states that “a child shall not be separated from his or her parents against their will.” 

Well, a lot of people are doing that work. But obviously in real life it’s more complicated than that. Most Americans live relatively hand-to-mouth. They don’t have job security and they just literally don’t have time to follow the news and demonstrate while also managing to keep up on all the bills and make sure the…

And Devante Smith-Pelly’s. He plays for the Washington Capitals and because of Trump’s racist and sexist comments does not plan on joining his teammates when they make the traditional post-championship White House visit.

It might be too late, but happy birthday to YOU and all of the others, save one, who celebrate this day! Many happy returns!

BUT LOOK!

All day today when people have said “OMG you share a birthday with Trump!” my grumpy-ass answer has been “Well that’s not MY fault.”

My Birthday was six days ago dodged a bullet. Though celebrate what you can control not what you can’t.

Your birthday is better

Depends on what you’re in to! This is a bit of a weird mix of genres, so if you don’t like some, still check out the rest: all very different (I’ve included mixed-gender groups where ladies take the lead in the vocal space and tried to stick to relatively new artists/currently touring artists)

Who are your current femme faves, yall? I’m desperately into Lizzo right now, if you’re not listening to her and also following her on Insta, your life is missing a piece. Also super into Petite Meller, can’t stop watching her music videos.

I’m fully convinced that cops are some of the stupidest motherfuckers on the planet.

Glad to see the police are keeping tabs on those radicals at the Susquehannock Wildlife Society.

Also, I’m fucking amazed that these people let cops into their house without a warrant, dug through their own trash to give them evidence, AND provided them with identification so they could check for warrants. The proper response would have been to tell Officer Drug Dog to fuck right off and to then call your lawyer.

OH LOOK I FOUND THE STASH THIS BEAUTY SECRET WILL AMAZE YOU

Looks like the junior high kids are out on summer break.

Pro-life murderer.

The person in this article is arguing that we should cater to incels by pressuring women to have sex with them in order to stop the incels from killing women. So true, no one is currently catering to them, but the solutions these jackasses are coming up with would certainly cater to them.

Worse than being whiny little assholes (which they are), they ignore their own logic. If natural selection really is a thing, they’re simply losing and (apparently) can’t accept it.

If they need sex so much, why don’t they just fuck each other? Why do they have to victimize women? They like each other more anyway.