But here’s the thing: a trans woman’s body is not a “male body.” Even if she has a penis, even if she hasn’t transitioned, even if she doesn’t shave her fucking face and rocks a burly ass beard, she is a woman, and her body is a woman’s body. Your “bio male body” bullshit is completely transphobic and we cannot…

If I went to prison, I would absolutely be sweet and polite, but I would also mind my own fucking business and not expect other people to be removed for my own comfort, unless that person were an actual threat to my and my fellow prisoner’s safety, which trans people are not by default.

In fact, me and my fellow…

No, trans women are not “still a guy” on the inside, regardless of how they behave. In fact, they were never a guy, not even on the inside. You don’t get to dismiss other people’s genders based on your own personal stereotypes and understanding of gender.

And you know what’s categorically more dangerous than trans…

That’s exactly what you’re doing. You’re playing the fucking rape card to excuse your oppression other women and victims of rape, so actually, fuck you. I have no patience for this bullshit.

Absolutely. Men have been using them against us. But trans women are not men.

......so you admit that you think trans women are the same as cis men?

Again, as a rape survivor myself, and as someone that knows full-well what it is like to be triggered, you do not have the right to segregate people just because they make you uncomfortable. You do not have the right to put other women at risk because you’re afraid of dicks. And it is transphobic as fuck to compare…

If you expect other people to be quarantined for your own comfort? Fuck yes, you are.

And, quite frankly, I am not sympathetic whatsoever to my fellow rape victims that would put other women at risk of being raped because they make you uncomfortable. As both a cis woman and a rape victim, I value other women’s safety…

Surprise! Moving women out of their own spaces is literally what you suggested doing to trans women.

Trans women are women, and you don’t get to shove them out of our spaces just because a dick makes you uncomfortable. Your comfort is not any more important than theirs or mine. Your vagina doesn’t mean you get special…

What’s hilarious is that this person isn’t even saying that trans women pose a threat to cis women, they’re saying cis women are made uncomfortable by them, and have a right to be comfortable that somehow trumps another person’s safety and comfort.

I have an even better solution that doesn’t involve putting the most at-risk minority in even more danger: the special snowflakes that can’t handle sharing facilities with women that have penises can serve out their sentences in solitary, not the other way around.

Because your “comfort” is not more important than…

I mean, maybe, but the app thing said she was pregnant, right?

I mean, I’d be willing to buy that some future morning after pill could cause an abortion if the egg were implanted....that’d be neat. But either way, there’s no way Sara was pregnant within days after she had unprotected sex. Fertilization and implantation takes a few days, and that happened like immediately, iirc.

Is having the last word even worth it if you’re just going to use the most cliche reaction gif? Come on.

I do.

You’re projecting.

Nope, not a joke. And it’s not that I’m like super attractive, it’s that, in addition to being bad at sex, men have pretty low standards. Fucking them is not hard.

But you can continue to use an ad hominem, that seems to be have been your strategy for “winning” this conversation from the start.

I’m sure this will sound conceited as fuck, but no, not really. I’ve fucked literally every dude I’ve ever wanted to fuck, except for one that’s married. But even then, I probably could if I wanted to.

I’ve fucked lots of people, and can say with some degree of certainty that it is absolutely men. Women have no problem getting me off.

But you’re not wrong; I’m a lazy fuck, and if you’re not gonna make me cum, then you shouldn’t expect much in return.

My life is lame. I’m pretty self-aware. But also, yes. It was a joke about how men are bad at sex, a fact that can be back up with statistics. It’s funny because it’s true.