Dude, the joke about men being bad at sex was literally the very first thing I ever said to you. I implied that without oral sex I’d never have another orgasm, because....ya know, men are bad at sex.

And I’d say there’s a pretty big difference between “having a laugh” and writing, at length, in response to a stranger’s…

It’s adorable that you’re so flustered over an internet argument started over a joke about cunnilingus that you’ve written countless paragraphs and insulted a complete stranger. To sum up: I made a joke about how men are bad at getting women off that you took way too seriously, perhaps even personally.

If you put as…

I never tried to invalidate the numbers, I was only pointing out how they didn’t support the conclusions you were attempting to make from them.

The numbers come from Kinsey’s surveys, and were backed up by recent studies in Australia, but oral sex has increased in popularity since Kinsey’s research. Current studies…

I know how numbers work....you’re just making assumptions that the numbers don’t support. So. First of all, nothing says that the couples engaged in oral sex are attempting to do so to completion. It was just part of their last encounter.

And the 71%? Not all of them are straight and fucking men. As I’ve already said,…

Most women only cum during 50-70% of their sexual encounters. Of those engaged in sex that includes manual clitoral stimulation, 71% reach orgasm (not all of these women are straight and fucking men). Those that had oral sex? 86% climax. Meaning, once again, oral sex is the most effective way to guarantee a woman cums…

Christ. If a woman wants to have an orgasm every time she has sex, and that woman has a vagina and is like the majority of women who needs clitoral stimulus and is also having sex with a man, she probably needs to receive oral sex. Sure, she might have an occasional orgasm without, if she’s lucky, but the best way to…

They do if their partner isn’t good at manual stimulation, and most men are not. Even with a partner that knows how to get you off, achieving orgasm through oral is easier and faster than manual stimulation, and almost always more effective.

And studies show that oral sex is by far the most effective way for women to…

Nope, not if my partner is willing to go down town, which is also what most women need to get off.

And, no, I’m pointing out that there’s more to this than the fact he won’t go down on her. There’s entitlement involved, and to simplify it to “no oral for money” misses a huge part of the problem.

Almost no man.....meaning only one of dozens, and only he’s managed to do it three times out of the hundreds of times that we’ve had sex, despite spending considerable amounts of time and energy trying.

But, ok. I think you’re vastly over-estimating the amount of people that are willing to trade good sex for financial…

No, not “only kind of.” Your mistakes and risky behavior do not justify nor excuse other people’s criminal behavior.

Literally no one. But since almost no man has gotten me to climax without going down town, trading oral sex for riches would require me (and a LOT of women) to go the rest of our lives without orgasms given by our partners.

But I am willing to guess that such a selfish, lazy lover like DJ Khaled probably doesn’t make…

Nope. You’re still a victim of theft, because someone stole from you. There may have been reasonable precautions that you could have taken to prevent it from happening, sure. But you’d still be the victim of someone else’s criminal actions.

Nah. Being rich is not worth living the rest of my life without having an orgasm that I didn’t have to give myself.

Lots of people blame rape victims. And as a rape victim myself, victims of revenge porn are absolutely welcome in my sexual abuse survivor support group.

So if you’re mugged while walking down a street in a dangerous part of the city, you’re not a victim?

Mhmm, sure. But hey, even if you did create images of your body, other people still wouldn’t get to own it without a violation of trust, copyright laws, and/or revenge porn laws. And if someone did steal an image that you created, that wouldn’t be your fault.

You can tell people not to do it all you want, just like you…

....congratulations? I guess no one wants to see you naked.

So....never be naked and/or have sex?

Your argument isn’t so different from the people that blame rape victims because of what they were wearing, or who they were with. No one asks for their nudes to be uploaded publicly, just like no one asks to be raped. And many, many people’s likes have been ruined by revenge porn. So fuck you.

Sexual abuse is sexual…

Revenge porn is absolutely sexual abuse, and while it may not be tantamount to rape, it is certainly up there.