Olbermann: ... and at number one, Mike Scioscia, who this week pinch hit for the struggling Josh Hamiton with Hank Congar against Robbie Ross in his return to Texas, in a tie game, in the eighth inning, thereby denying the fans the long-awaited moment of drama they've all been wanting to see since Hamilton spurned…

because wearing that shirt isn't going to magically turn you into a lustful cookie monster.

Proper.

Fucking, REALLY?

Girl: "You look a lot like Martin Scorsese!"

A Manchester City fan who took his daughter to the game, and is happy the team won. So he's showing happiness with his daughter.

I have no idea what I'm looking at. Someone care to fill me in?

Better than the way Millwall fans celebrate losing, winning, days that end in Y.

"Mah name's Beck-ay"

I think, technically, most playoff births come nine months after the championship game.

If Sabres fans would change the "boos" while the team is trapped in their own end into "Let's go Buffalo," FNC would be the loudest building in the league. Trouble is, we're so damn cynical now, "boo" is the least emotionally investing response. It's a sad, sad state in Sabreland.

What a fraudulent charge! I predict CBS will expel him, but to save face he will say he willingly transferred to a less glamorous locale.

Doug's approach of using a card that wasn't reported stolen didn't work out too well for him.

People love to harp on PK and it's very easy to do and he often sets himself up for it, but with all the talk about how newspapers and mags are dying and how they have been slow to adapt to the internet, gotta give some credit to what PK accomplished with SI. This is a guy who saw the writing on the wall awhile ago…

SI, please stick with Kinglandia.

And who owns Yum! Brands?

A friend of mine went to the Ravens-Broncos divisional game. Along with telling me how he caught his death in that fuck-below zero evening, he got in line to meet Roger Goodell. The line was pretty long, although plenty of people would share their feelings about him by telling him his mother was a whore as they…

You can have a threesome with any two women of your choosing, BUT you have to be a vegan for a year. Do you do it?

Are there ever going to be any more drunken hookup failures? I need to feel better about myself based on bad decisions that others make.