How are things going on the front with Eastasia?

Jesus, what’s he going to have to do to please you, forward you some 19th division Kazakh Over-90 soccer league bloopers?

If he doesn’t clean up his act soon, he’s flirting with a multi-game suspension.

Well she is the 1%, so...

What’s the wager? I’ll put money on you can’t in 8 tries

The way the ball moves (with the channels on each ball being different) and the condition of the field and wind conditions, not to mention the distance, this is impressive.

WHOOOOOOOOOSH.

He’s already demanded a trade to the Pirates.

Based on his upbeat response to this terrible accident it would be a great story if Imhof can work hard and continue his career, but I’m afraid he’s going to lose focus.

Repeated blows to the head. Substance abuse. Abusive relationships. Emotional issues. et cetera.

So a dead guy comes back to life once he lands in a city called Phoenix, but somehow Christianity deserves the credit? Bullshit.

More like Game of Threads!

There is no spoiler in the title. The episode is called “Winds of Winter”. His article title spoils nothing. And you can’t act like the internet should wait until it can confirm that everyone has seen everything before discussing whatever thing it was that happened.

More like:

I’m sorry, everything today is just beyond my comprehension. What the fuck is going on!? I’m going to stay in bed and stare at the ceiling.

Oh, I thought this was going to be about ordering enough food to feed 4 people and then yelling to your imaginary family “Food’s here!” so that the delivery guy doesn’t think you’re a loser ordering a single serving of orange chicken on a Friday night.

It’s called The Void and they are based in Utah. They’ll be building all over the world, though. If you’re interested , you should check out their website.

I think the chicken head drawing is a human hand and wrist, showing you what a "rist bange" is; apparently, its a long fingerless glove, presumably like Madonna would wear.

[Touches envelope to forehead]