“It’s not a transfer ban. It’s a vetting system to keep Atlético safe.” - Spanish Sean Spicer

Whenever someone tries to tell me about their golf game, I too think about Nelson Mandela and wish I could do 27 years in prison instead.

You’ve got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.

eh, pulisic did a little bit on that goal i guess, but it was mostly created by US youth soccer

After playing second fiddle to Nikola Jokic all year, he was reportedly looking for a chance to get out of Denver.

Funny. I actually imagine an opposite scenario, in which everything falls apart and the Celtics regret acquiring Boogie.

So let me get this straight: The post in question wasn’t written by Kukla, but rather, someone from Kukla’s Clan?

Sounds like someone just found Deadspin. Welcome to the fold, Darren.

I wouldn’t recommend it.

Well, the days of me not knowing what channel FS1 is on are certainly coming to a middle.

He's more machine than man now. Twisted and evil.

The element of danger is not important. That is such a fucked up thing to say, you wouldn’t last 5 seconds doing anything close to driving a Formula 1 car so don’t go telling people to risk thier lives for your entertainment, Julius fucking Caesar over here up on your throne. Go watch bullfighting or some stupid shit…