He’s going to break an ankle tripping over himself trying to get to the studio to clown himself. JBH, I am here for it.

I’m happy for her, Meek was a rusty anchor that would have kept dragging her down, but I pray that the twitter jokes stay jokes and she never has the idea to do a Pink Lemonade.

I’m reminded of Lindy West’s latest column:

“I quit Twitter because it feels unconscionable to be a part of it – to generate revenue for it, participate in its profoundly broken culture and lend my name to its legitimacy.”

I was just talking to someone who works at Simon & Schuster as a publicist and is not happy that they are doing this. I hate the whole “withhold judgment until they have had a chance to read the actual contents of the book.” We know what he is about! He has made himself very clear. It normalizes hate-speech. Yes yes…

Displaying tasty, delicious donuts in a glass case is not an invitation for disrespect !

I don’t know about this. I mean, can you really trust a person who abuses donuts like that? So wasteful.

When I think about Arianna Grande I usually roll my eyes and think about her licking donuts.

...end times. Rapture the motherfuckers already.

Sounds like somebody needs to catch up on Westworld!

Jesus Christ I hate this constant search for a Messiah who will magically save us. Successes in politics are about getting down and doing the boring, nitty gritty shit on the local level. Organising, stuffing envelopes, making phone calls, going to meetings, knocking on doors, collecting signatures. Go become a…

I thought it was odd they didn’t air this since the commentators were so excited about the win. Yet we got a Phelps countdown clock. The guy is the King and a legend but it would have been nice to give Manuels her due.

This reminds me of quite possibly the greatest “Choose Your Own Adventure” book ever written:

Doesn’t count. Everyone who is an actual fan of the Olympics knows that Leonidas is the GOAT. He didn’t have all the fancy accommodations that Olympians have now, like shoes and anti-chaffing nipple tape. Do you know what they did back then if your chaffed nips got infected? They took’em.

more like Leonidas of ‘Roids.

I see no problem with the underwater cameras, I see a problem with freaking out over seeing a woman’s nipple, especially in this context. They’re not sex objects, they’re athletes competing. This view gives a good look at a sport where a lot more happens under the surface of the water than the casual fan realizes.…

Why can’t the solution just be to educate our drivers more? I totally agree that people who have no interest in driving shouldn’t be, but as someone who grew up loving cars, taking them away from people like me because of idiots who can’t handle the responsibility is a hard pill to swallow.

I look forward to automation. People cannot drive in this country. Driver education is designed for children, testing is minimal and is taken ONCE, even if you get in bad accidents every few years. Punishment is metered to the opinion that driving is a necessity of life and permissions cannot be taken away.

“This is about punishing you”

Meh. Saying something ugly and regrettable in the heat of the moment kind of pales in comparison to murdering your children.