unwittingburrito
Unwitting Burrito
unwittingburrito

Blame the bad search system instead of addressing the concerns.

I’m with you. Forget the Uber driver — I’d take a close look at everyone who works at that club.

More likely, the robbers or one of the robbers were watching him at the club and saw the car he got into. Less likely, Uber driver happens to have contacts that can use two or three vehicles on short notice to box in HIS OWN vehicle on the off chance he picks up a ball player.

Yes, how fortuitous that they just happened to know this particular car was an Uber car, carrying a wealthy NBA player. I’d take a close look at that driver...

More sports vines!

My favorite

Puja’s Vine is the best Vine. It’s very possibly the best Vine that will ever be.

Kids getting hurt nearly always makes me laugh and I think that means I’m going to hell

List invalid.

It’s amazing how they never see the correlation. “I’m oppressed because none of these stuck-up feminazi bitches will fuck me! And Jennifer Lawrence is a fat, ugly whore who I wouldn’t fuck with someone else’s dick!”

They’re all just waiting for the Supermodel delivery that they’ve convinced themselves that they deserve. Any day now, an army of Victoria’s Secret angels will be dropped off at their doorsteps, and they will claim what is their due. Until then, it is the Cheeto-dusted, cramped-hand, incel waiting game behind their

Also - confident people are SCARY! Especially if the person is a woman who gives zero fucks about your boner.

came here to say the exact same thing about that line. LAVA

Seriously!

I always find it hilarious when MRAs find women “unfuckable” while also being involuntarily celibate.

Who the hell makes time to put this together? I have a ton of shows and books to get caught up on plus my creative stuff. There are way better uses of time.

What is it about us that makes people so mad?