If the husband makes a good faith attempt to come up with a fair solutions that both people are happy with and nothing improves, then that's a bad situation for both parties. Assuming this guy in your scenario directly says to his wife, "If we don't fix our sex life, I'm going to cheat on you," and she still doesn't…

Eh, don't apologize to me — I'm not the one with an unhappy sex life.

My solution is more like if your wife won't "give" you sex, have her jerk you off with a flashlight. It won't work for everyone, but that's why it's an example. Maybe the solution involves date nights. Maybe the solution involves watching porn together or joint trips to strip clubs or changing birth control method or…

There's nothing wrong with pursuing sex outside marriage. There is something wrong with lying about it or throwing it in the partner's face after the fact. Maybe, just maybe, your proverbial woman is not upset because he snuck his balls out of her shelf jar but because he's a liar. Maybe this "he" should sac up and…

"Who's that girl? It's Czernobogger!"

If it's not a job, then why do the cheerleaders sign employment contracts?

Orange Mocha Fappuccino

Let's call them anti-choicers

Miley Cyrus: making Madonna look subtle

Since when has Robin Thicke been subtle?

I thought it was the opposite—that she's the girlfriend but she's worried that he still has feelings for his ex.

The Devil Wears Prada

The flop, the turn, and the rimmer

Is this one a nod to GWB's alleged cocaine use?

? I know. I was making a joke at Jez's expense or at least I was trying to.

Yeah, why would she mock him? It's not like he was using a sex toy, in which case I say shame away because that shit is gross.

Here's hoping he goes to The Dr. Drew Center for Punks who Don't Dress Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too

Good for Selena because "you're never fully dressed without a smile [and some cultural appropriation]!"

Silly Burt, everyone knows God put chemicals in the air because women are working outside the home and we have a Kenyan President.

Aww, it's his very first (rap) sheet cake