It's either play stupid to cover criminality, or run into criminality because stupidity. Take your pick, Barr.

The weirder part of the Barr interview is that he doesn’t seem to know that it’s illegal to vote more than once?

Just don’t call them “Spicy Boys”, cause that name’s already taken.

The word “nugs” is a much greater evil than “boneless chicken wings”.

Just dont tell her brother about the dogs...

Holy shit. Is this a Coen Brothers movie?

The way Barr is out there now, claiming evidence of voter fraud, I smell something rotting in The DOJ. This is just telling me there is going to be fake mail-in ballot stuffing with Biden’s name on it. They are harping on it to much for it not to be a game plan to discredit the election. This country is so fucked!…

I’m pretty. Boys think I’m pretty. Lots of boys. Even powerful Korean boys like Kim Jung Un. He was totally hitting on me. I am so pretty.

All this. These were my exact first confused thoughts. The next was, even if this happened, WHY WOULD SHE CHOOSE TO PUT IT IN HER BOOK?

The only good thing about that song is the music video, featuring Ben Stiller, Hank Azaria, Jeneane Garofalo, William H. Macy, and pretty much everyone else from “Mystery Men.”

Why not both?

Are you fucking kidding me?

I’m blaming Smash Mouth.

“… All I could think was, ‘What just happened? Surely Kim Jong-un did not just mark me!?’”

I’m done with this year. I ache for a drunk so deep and long that I wake up next February. (kidding) Maybe I can get hypnosis next March to make me forget this year?

I knew it, this guy is just a plant from BIG SLIDER!

One can only hope that his last words were “P.S. I am not a crack-pot”

Also all that nasty grey stringy gristle that sits between the bones at the joints.

My hot take is that, whatever you call them, boneless chicken wings are better than the original, bone-in variety. Look, you’re only really eating the wing because buffalo sauce is awesome, and the traditional wing is just a messier, more difficult eating experience. And I want to push back on the idea that more…