This reminds me of something I think I read on Jezebel once, about people’s worst sexual experiences? There was lady fucking a dude who was terrible at fucking, and he was holding her on his dick while standing on the bed or summat, and she fell off and he kept gyrating in the air like a bee trying to stab something…

How about let’s not judge people who are severely traumatized, nearly died, and believe they might possibly have just lost their beloved animals.

Well, as you pointed out, you have an amazing lack of education on this. And yes, while the baby can wait (how long were you thinking, anyway? Til she got home? Maybe until she got her kid into her overheated car - summer in Tennessee, ya know? Just to add to your education, babies are programmed to cry in such a way…

You should probably just stay home, the world is a scary and dirty place. Tits dripping EVERYWHERE.