I see your Raptor jump and raise you a Suzuki Sidekick jump (action starts at 1:00):

I realized that after posting.

That IS a Buick Reatta. In fact, it’s literally the mirrored image of the ‘88 brochure.

I GUESS that's an acceptable use of a selfie stick...

$10k for this is high. I would do NP at $7k, but that's pushing it.

Cats are just asshole roommates. The only reason they like you is because you feed them. Also, after you train a dog correctly, they typically don't piss or shit in your house. Cats will do that on a whim, not to mention barf wherever they damn well please - usually on furniture.

Keeps you dry, though.

Zing!

Skills to pay the bills.

No no, let me give you an example. "Bro, pick up your game. Your feeding bot is going to screw over the rest of us." That's the kind of shit I say, which isn't kosher apparently. Also, think about coaches in football. They'll grab the facemask of their players and SCREAM at them. It's just annoying to me that asking…

On the flip side, when someone's playing a competitive sport, do you think their teammates ignore their shit play and give them a pat on the back? "Oh, you'll do better next time, it's OK." Do you think the coach does that? Bullshit. If someone on my team (in ranked play) is repeatedly doing foolish things, I'm going…

When the consequence of killing someone is a relatively safe place to live with three squares a day...

This is a metaphor for my life.

People of both sexes. My wife couldn't and still can't cook for beans. I made the deal years ago to handle all kitchen related tasks if she did JUST the laundry. I'm OK with wrinkly clothes and eating well vs. the alternative.

I guess that 'shoved' is too crass a word for a Cressida. How about elegantly inserted? Whatever the method, man this install looks clean. The Lexus mill is paired with a 5-speed Toyota box and power is doled out to the back wheels by way of a limited slip differential.

I think what men and women find sexy are remarkably the same. Empowering? That's a different story...

That's definitely true. Nothing makes you sensitive something faster than experiencing it first hand.

"Being sensitive" and "being sensitive to bullshit" are two entirely different scenarios. ;D