Well, you're either very unattractive, OR (the more likely scenario) someone who isn't overly sensitive to bullshit, and isn't constantly trying to make a mountain out of a molehill.

Jesus Christ. Apparently being over 30 no longer qualifies me as a straight male. Is this how things work now? No more dating? Just rolling the dice and going all in during the initial encounter? I'm not sure I'd survive this if I were still on the market...

Oh Uncle Joe...

Huh. Just this morning I was wondering aloud, "What vehicle would get me the most pussy ever?"

Because men give zero fucks about what other men are wearing.

I kind feel like the writer was being the asshole here. Maybe it's just me...

Ha! I noticed that also.

I eat crappy food fast, but when the wife and I go someplace nice (a small, local white tablecloth is our favorite) I savor every bite. They do this chef's flight four course meal. It took me a good 20 minute to eat four moderately small veggie ravioli, and then another 25 to eat my main course. Savored. Every. Bite.

I don't think that guy's a vegan. Just a guess.

There's something jarring about these vents...

Stoked to see how McKinnon does, though!

I don't think that would be the takeaway, so much as three men trying to kill a woman. That would rustle somebody's jimmies.

Have you ever been to the ocean? I'd rather lick a road than drink sea water.

Uhhhh, yup.

There wasn't a draft in WWI?

Is this the same reality where 90 years ago most families were single earner? And was this before or after WWI, you know, where the patriarchy drafted all the women into service to die in the trenches?

Is this the same reality where 90 years ago most families were single earner? And was this before or after WWI, you know, where the patriarchy drafted all the women into service to die in the trenches?

I don't get the correlation, either. The judge must be standing up for the men of Germany. GET IT?!? I'll show myself out...

The other one had better be some kind kei car, like a Cappuccino or AZ-1. Or else, Doug. OR ELSE.

112i! YES!!