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The Mountain that Rides Up Your Ass

Editor: Just one last change to the book, Steve.

I grew up in South Carolina so I think I’ve got a good handle on what does and does not constitute being a slave. Something about making at least $8 million over 12 years, not including endorsement deals, doesn’t really strike me as slavery. Suck it up, dude, and while you’re at it pick up my fucking club.

Well, he made a splash, that’s for sure.

Oh good, that means I never have to worry about meeting you being at a party.

Well sure, but some of us aren’t 45.

you sound like a unique snowflake

My dad’s a journalist. He says his tip to breezing by security is to always start fidgeting with your nose as you approach a checkpoint and NO ONE will want to touch any form of ID you may or may not have.

You know what I love about that line? It was clearly pre-written, yet not very biting. And it was needlessly insulting to the French. That part just makes me chuckle. That part added nothing to the quip. He could’ve just said the Senate is a part time job. The nativist bs was perfunctory. Here’s this lame jab I have…

JFK Jr. crashed a party on Martha’s Vineyard. We know how well that worked out.

“Literally, the Senate, what is it, like a French work week, you get like three days where you have to show up?”

I, for one, am glad that this primary season has taught me that no matter what ridiculously provably-false string of nonsense comes out of my mouth, e.g. “I truly feel that the greatest threat to our country is the return of the space aliens who emerged from my penis in 1965 to build the Washington Monument to…