And the moral of the story is 99% of people who screw up their car get the shaft, but if you ROYALLY screw up your car in a really crazy fashion and generate some publicity, it's good PR and you'll get it fixed.

Or the giant ball of fire affected something in the parking brake cable, as well.

The headlamp fluid was probably due for a change.

“a snap ring in his Mustang GT350's oil cooler failed while he was driving hot lamps around Roebling Road back in April”

Two waters, two coffees!

What should have been a $20 check up resulted in a $1,200 bill.

It's only a matter of time before Jason is appointed Car Czar and then all our dreams will come true.

Ouch.

I knew these looked suspicious, but you had me going until the Duke Nukem one. Your photoshop game is on point today.

Obligatory.

With all that battery power you can have it set up to electrocute prostitutes all by itself- leaving you to just shift gears

Jason...I love you, but please don’t post this stuff at lunchtime.

2nd Gear: I see so many new Volvos on the road in Chicago but I feel like I live in prime Volvo territory. Maybe the Northeast has more.

The XC90 is damned good looking on the road! Makes me want to become a realtor, make some babies or do something so I could justify driving a vehicle that large around.

1st gear: It’s also a nice middle finger to all those mouth-breathers who said they’d never buy a car from “Government Motors". You know, those market experts who babbled on about "They shoulda let GM fail"