Also, bring back Tasha Robinson. Best writer the site ever had.

I saw the trailer a while ago; looked mildly intriguing, but only “get the DVD from Netflix when it comes out” level.

Why doesn’t this have a Spoiler Space link, then? Has that feature been officially sunsetted?

I’d rather just get more onions.

I can’t even read the damn article! You have to be a member! Screw that.

I assume the word is associated too much with dumbed-down kiddy cartoons.

This isn’t the same Susan Smith who drowned her children in South Carolina in 1994, and blamed a nonexistent black man, is it?

I’d guess Transformers, Care Bears, the old-skool MLP, or He-Man.

In early elementary school, I loved the Flintstones . . .

Does *anything* other than right-wing propaganda films ever get an F anymore?

I was expecting a Hindu connection somewhere, or at least a huge Bollywood dance number.

The one with the sentient volcano was just plain moronic; was that one meant for two-year-olds?

When I saw “Onward, “Playdate with Destiny” was screened before it, but the second it became clear that it was going to be 1. gag-inducingly saccharine and 2. completely dialogue-free, I was all “screw this”, exited the auditorium and waited for it to be over.

It’s Mayakovsky, not Makovsky.

The Magic:The Gathering one is gone now. What did it say?

It’s a real pity that there seems to be no way to search the review database for F’s.

I always get her confused with Dakota Fanning.

Or the online menu is a year out of date and they haven’t had that intriguing-looking sausage-onion-chili platter for six months.

No, they get slaughtered by the cannibals from The Green Inferno.

The real villains were the friends we met along the way!!